"If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it."

"I can't have discussions about it anymore, I just can't. When someone asks me if I've found Jesus, I say, 'Yeah, I saw him at a Nirvana concert a couple of ( Read more... )

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i
completely
and
utterly
and
totally
and
wholly
and
entirely
failed
my hearing test today.

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Me: "Yeah, well, you guys know you don't want me to drive."

Natalie: "Damn right."

Me: "Yeah, i just tend to get lost no matter what. I have no inherent sense of direction, it's true."

Amanda: "Yeah, i get lost easily too! Hell, i get lost in a closet!"

Natalie: "Yeah, that's why you haven't come out yet."

Karissa: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah FABULOUS!!!"

Me: "....Karissa.... you're a gay man."

Karissa: "What?"

Me: "You are... you're a gay man trapped in the body of a tiny asian girl."

Marielle: "Haha, it's true!"

Karissa: "What?! No it's not!"

Me: "Yes...yes, it is."

Karissa: "No!"

Me: "We need to give you a gay man name."

Karissa: "NO! ..... ( Read more... )

SHMANDA DECK-ERR-MEN-GEE IS NOW A LICENSED DRIVER

KISSA COME BACK!!

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