there's a gay man inside you and he's trying to get out

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Karissa: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah FABULOUS!!!"

Me: "....Karissa.... you're a gay man."

Karissa: "What?"

Me: "You are... you're a gay man trapped in the body of a tiny asian girl."

Marielle: "Haha, it's true!"

Karissa: "What?! No it's not!"

Me: "Yes...yes, it is."

Karissa: "No!"

Me: "We need to give you a gay man name."

Karissa: "NO! ..... Andrae!"

Marielle: "No, that's already taken!"

Me: "Raymundo."

Karissa: "Stop it!"

Me: "....."

Karissa: "....."

Marielle: "Lyle."