OMG. RANDOM LADY GAGA LYRICS AND CLINT EASTWOOD FTMFW, BB! ALSO, DELAYED DEAR PERSON PLUS CT? PLUS THE END OF THE SEMESTER (FINALLY)? I THINK I MAY HAVE A SPONTANEOUS ORGASM HERE. SRSLY. I <3 ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE SO MUCH! YEA, EVEN YE WHO LURK IN THE DARKNESS. FOR BEHOLD, THERE COMES A GREAT LIGHT. IT IS THE EAST, AND JIZZ SPUR IS THE SUN!
NOT REALLY, BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. PARTY TIME, Y'ALL!
UGH. DO NOT GO TAINTING THE ALL AROUND AWESOME OF THE CRACK COMM WITH ACCEPTANCE OF THE CRAPTASTIC LURKERS. THAT JUST DOES NOT BE KEWL, BB. :/ THOUGH I AM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IS PLEASED WITH MY RANDOM MENTAL MIX OF GAGA AND EASTWOOD. BLAMEY EYES! BLAMEY EYES! SRSLY, IT'S FUN UP IN MY BRAIN. NO DOUBT.
WELL I'M PLEASED IT'S END OF SEMESTER. NOW WE CAN CELEBRATE THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS TOGETHER. CONFETTI AND NAKED MERYL BOOZE, BB!
GIZZO TO THE SPIZZO, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR CAPSLOCKY GOODNESS
I NOW LOVE LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO MY EXTREME HATRED OF IT LAST WEEK DURING MY HELLISH TWO DAYS OF FOUR FINALS AND TRYING TO PACK MY LIFE
MY BUTT NOW FIRMLY RESIDING (IN MY COMFY RECLINING CHAIR) IN TEXAS, I AM OF COURSE INFINITELY MORE AWESOME THAN BEFORE
COUPLE THAT WITH HAVING MY FAMILY INSISTING ON PAYING ME FOR DOING SMALL JOBS FOR THEM I AM WILLING TO DO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART AND ALSO HAVING MY OLD LIFEGUARDING JOB BACK, I AM READY TO START ROLLING IN MY MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS
ALSO, IT IS SUMMER AND SUMMER IN TEXAS MEANS I AM NOW FOURTEEN SHADES DARKER THAN I WAS FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE OF TWO DAYS OF WORK THIS PAST WEEKEND - OH TEXAS SUNSHINE, HOW I MISSED YOU SO (SORRY SPUR, NOT TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS OR NOTHIN', I'D SEND YOU SOME SUNSHINE IF I COULD)
MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS FTMFW! SADLY THOSE ARE SEVERAL STEPS AHEAD OF ME AS I'M CURRENTLY NOT MAKING ANY DOLLARS BUT HAVING TO WORK OUT A WAY TO SPEND SOME ON SUMMER COURSES. AND, YOU KNOW, FIND A WAY IN WHICH TO MAKE DOLLARS AT SOME POINT. POOR = FAIL, IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING. I HATE MONIES. NODNOD.
YOU ARE SO TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH IT'S ACTUALLY APPROPRIATE CAUSE IT'S TEXAS, GOSH. THOUGH I'M GETTING TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME BEING LAZY IN NASHVILLE AND THAT'S ALMOST TEXAS. IT'S ALSO DECIDED TO STOP FREAKIN' RAINING ALL THE TIME AND IS NOW SUNNY AND PUUUUURDY AND I'M GOING TO LAY OUT FOR AWHILE AND REMIND ME SKIN THAT IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PALE (EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL DARKER THAN MOST PEOPLE UP NORTH??? O_O I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM, SRSLY).
HMM. I THINK SOME PEEPS MAY BE AWAKE NOW? IDK, THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GOODIES I CAN PROVIDE. TIMEZONE SHIFTS SO THAT PERSONS ARE AWAKE IS, SADLY, NOT ONE OF THEM. SIIIIIIGH
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NOT REALLY, BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. PARTY TIME, Y'ALL!
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WELL I'M PLEASED IT'S END OF SEMESTER. NOW WE CAN CELEBRATE THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS TOGETHER. CONFETTI AND NAKED MERYL BOOZE, BB!
AHAHAHA JIZZ. I FREAKIN' LUV.
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THEN WE GO SAFARI HAT ON THEM...
WHAT A GREAT CAPSLOCKY! START :-)
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SAFARI HAT. LMAO, WIN.
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I PUT DOWN THE ROSE COLORED GLASSES AND SEE IT ALL THROUGH A YSOSRS CRACK FILTER NOW...
HOPE IT GETS BETTER THOUGH :-)
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KAKOS MAKES ME HEAR THE RATHER JUVENILE "CACA", WHICH LINKS BACK TO SHIT
SO YEAH I'M WITH YOU... CACA-KAKAEIDESCOPE! FTW!
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BUT
IT'S STILL MONDAY HERE...
IT'S BEEN ON MY MIND ALL NIGHT...
UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD MIRANDA PRIESTLY EVER ASK THIS QUESTION...
CAN YOU SEE MY CRACK?
OR
DOES MY CRACK SHOW?
I THINK THERE'S A CRACKFIC THERE... ANYONE?
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KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON, PUNKY. YOU MAKE IT ALL SEXY LIKE. YEEHAW.
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I NOW LOVE LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO MY EXTREME HATRED OF IT LAST WEEK DURING MY HELLISH TWO DAYS OF FOUR FINALS AND TRYING TO PACK MY LIFE
MY BUTT NOW FIRMLY RESIDING (IN MY COMFY RECLINING CHAIR) IN TEXAS, I AM OF COURSE INFINITELY MORE AWESOME THAN BEFORE
COUPLE THAT WITH HAVING MY FAMILY INSISTING ON PAYING ME FOR DOING SMALL JOBS FOR THEM I AM WILLING TO DO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART AND ALSO HAVING MY OLD LIFEGUARDING JOB BACK, I AM READY TO START ROLLING IN MY MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS
ALSO, IT IS SUMMER AND SUMMER IN TEXAS MEANS I AM NOW FOURTEEN SHADES DARKER THAN I WAS FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE OF TWO DAYS OF WORK THIS PAST WEEKEND - OH TEXAS SUNSHINE, HOW I MISSED YOU SO (SORRY SPUR, NOT TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS OR NOTHIN', I'D SEND YOU SOME SUNSHINE IF I COULD)
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YOU ARE SO TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH IT'S ACTUALLY APPROPRIATE CAUSE IT'S TEXAS, GOSH. THOUGH I'M GETTING TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME BEING LAZY IN NASHVILLE AND THAT'S ALMOST TEXAS. IT'S ALSO DECIDED TO STOP FREAKIN' RAINING ALL THE TIME AND IS NOW SUNNY AND PUUUUURDY AND I'M GOING TO LAY OUT FOR AWHILE AND REMIND ME SKIN THAT IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PALE (EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL DARKER THAN MOST PEOPLE UP NORTH??? O_O I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM, SRSLY).
YAAAAAAAAAAY FOR TEJAS!!!
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BRITISH SPRING TIME
MEH!
I AM SOOOO WHITE, IM POSITIVELY BLUE!
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SOME OF YOU GUYS NEED TO WAKE UP SO I'M NOT ALL ALONE!
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HMM. I THINK SOME PEEPS MAY BE AWAKE NOW? IDK, THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GOODIES I CAN PROVIDE. TIMEZONE SHIFTS SO THAT PERSONS ARE AWAKE IS, SADLY, NOT ONE OF THEM. SIIIIIIGH
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