AND BABY WHEN IT'S LOVE IF IT'S NOT ROUGH IT ISN'T FUN.

May 11, 2009 23:15

HIDDY HI, BBZ! IT’S THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN. YEP YEP YEP, TIME TO START RAWKIN’ DA BIG FONT UP IN THIS HIZZLE.

IT SEEMS LIKE THE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN FAIRLY CRAZY FOR A FAIR AMOUNT OF THE COMMUNITY MEMBERS. WHETHER IT WAS END OF SEMESTER, TIME FOR SOME SRS SPRING CLEANING, OR ELSE A SIMPLE CASE OF THE SUNNY TIME BLAHS, PEEPS ALL OVER HAVE BEEN FAIRLY DISCOMBOBULATED (AND I DO MEAN THAT IN THE SEXIEST WAY POSSIBLE). SO I’D JUST LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS STUCK AROUND, EVEN WITH CRAZY LIFE HAPPENIN’S GOING ON. HAVING SOME CRACK TO CRACK OUT TO IN THIS CRACKLING CRACKTASTIC CRACK HOUSE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR - THANK YOU BBZ FOR KEEPIN’ THE FLOW OF CRACK A’ COMIN!

ESPECIALLY YOU FANTABULOUS CRACK WRITERS OUT THERE; EVERYONE MAKE SURE YOU’RE GIVING THEM APPROPRIATE PATS ON THE BACK AND ROUNDS OF APPLAUSE. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE STEPPED UP TO THE CRACKTASTIC TASK OF SUPPLYIN’ THE CRACK HOUSE WITH AWESOME CRACK, SO THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE. AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T - GET ON IT! RAGING FIRE, BAGGY BAGGERS, PUNKSTER, EMO EGGSIES, AND THE RESIDENT DEVIL, THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR RECENT AND AMAZING CONTRIBUTIONS. YOU BEECHES BE DA SHIZ AND WE UP IN YSOSRS LUV YOU AND UR MAD SKILLZ.

ALL THE RANDOM ASIDE (OR AT LEAST HOPEFULLY TO BE SET ASIDE SOON), IT’S CAPSLOCK TUESDAY UP IN HURR AND BY NOW YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS (EVEN YOU, MY SLOW AND FUGLY DUCKLINGS OUT THERE, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU). SO WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, RIGHT?

BUT FOR THE MENTALLY IMPAIRED:
- ALL COMMENTS IN CAPS
- ALL REPLIES IN CAPS
- ALL POSTS OF ANY KIND GO IN CAPS. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE AWESOME AND HAVE A STORY, THE FIC GOES BEHIND A CUT IN REGULAR FORMAT. OTHERWISE, ALL ELSE IS BIG LETTERS ONLY.

OH AND THERE'S A NEW RULE TOO: NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING CAP-TASTIC! >:O THAT SHIZ IS SRSLY GETTIN' OLD. GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR BOUNCE.

AND SINCE NONE OF US MAINTAINER SHAPPED TYPES MANAGED TO GET TO (OR PROPERLY RESPOND TO) SIX’S “BRB!” IN TIME TO GET DPT UP AND RAWKIN’ IN ENOUGH TIME, I’VE JUST DECIDED ANY OF YOU WITH ENOUGH OF A BURNING QUESTION THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST ASK IT, GO AHEAD AND DO SO IN DIS HURR THREAD. UH… SOMEONE? YEAH, SOMEONE WILL ANSWER IT. EVENTUALLY. I'M GUESSING. BUT IT HAD BETTER BE AWESOME, OTHERWISE I’M KICKING YOUR SHIT IN FOR BRINGING LAME ASS QUESTIONS INTO CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. DON’T BE CRAMPIN’ ANYONES STYLE LIKE THAT, OKAY HOMES?

OTHER THAN THAT, IT’S YOUR NORMAL FREE FOR ALL. TELL US HOW IT IS IN LIFE, CAUSE SRSLY, WE HERE AT YSOSRS, WE SRSLY SRSLY CARE. GOOD, BAD, UGLY (I’LL BE SPEAKING IN CLINT EASTWOOD’S VOICE ALL NIGHT, THANKS TO ONE OF YOU HOOKERS. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. PUNK.) PATHETIC, HILARIOUS, TRAGIC. IT’S SHARE N’ CARE TIME. SO BRING US ALL YOU’VE GOT BUT JUST REMEMBER, WE’RE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU. WE’RE DEFINITELY LAUGHING AT YOU. BUT WE DO IT WITH LUUUUUUUUV.

AND DID I GET THIS ONE UP EARLY ENOUGH FOR ALL YOU SKANKY BEECHES? LAWDY. IT'S A GOOD THING I LURVE YOU FUCKERS, SRSLY.

crack bb: gizmospur, capslock tuesday

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