GIZZO TO THE SPIZZO, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR CAPSLOCKY GOODNESS
I NOW LOVE LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO MY EXTREME HATRED OF IT LAST WEEK DURING MY HELLISH TWO DAYS OF FOUR FINALS AND TRYING TO PACK MY LIFE
MY BUTT NOW FIRMLY RESIDING (IN MY COMFY RECLINING CHAIR) IN TEXAS, I AM OF COURSE INFINITELY MORE AWESOME THAN BEFORE
COUPLE THAT WITH HAVING MY FAMILY INSISTING ON PAYING ME FOR DOING SMALL JOBS FOR THEM I AM WILLING TO DO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART AND ALSO HAVING MY OLD LIFEGUARDING JOB BACK, I AM READY TO START ROLLING IN MY MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS
ALSO, IT IS SUMMER AND SUMMER IN TEXAS MEANS I AM NOW FOURTEEN SHADES DARKER THAN I WAS FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE OF TWO DAYS OF WORK THIS PAST WEEKEND - OH TEXAS SUNSHINE, HOW I MISSED YOU SO (SORRY SPUR, NOT TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS OR NOTHIN', I'D SEND YOU SOME SUNSHINE IF I COULD)
MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS FTMFW! SADLY THOSE ARE SEVERAL STEPS AHEAD OF ME AS I'M CURRENTLY NOT MAKING ANY DOLLARS BUT HAVING TO WORK OUT A WAY TO SPEND SOME ON SUMMER COURSES. AND, YOU KNOW, FIND A WAY IN WHICH TO MAKE DOLLARS AT SOME POINT. POOR = FAIL, IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING. I HATE MONIES. NODNOD.
YOU ARE SO TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH IT'S ACTUALLY APPROPRIATE CAUSE IT'S TEXAS, GOSH. THOUGH I'M GETTING TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME BEING LAZY IN NASHVILLE AND THAT'S ALMOST TEXAS. IT'S ALSO DECIDED TO STOP FREAKIN' RAINING ALL THE TIME AND IS NOW SUNNY AND PUUUUURDY AND I'M GOING TO LAY OUT FOR AWHILE AND REMIND ME SKIN THAT IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PALE (EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL DARKER THAN MOST PEOPLE UP NORTH??? O_O I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM, SRSLY).
I NOW LOVE LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO MY EXTREME HATRED OF IT LAST WEEK DURING MY HELLISH TWO DAYS OF FOUR FINALS AND TRYING TO PACK MY LIFE
MY BUTT NOW FIRMLY RESIDING (IN MY COMFY RECLINING CHAIR) IN TEXAS, I AM OF COURSE INFINITELY MORE AWESOME THAN BEFORE
COUPLE THAT WITH HAVING MY FAMILY INSISTING ON PAYING ME FOR DOING SMALL JOBS FOR THEM I AM WILLING TO DO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART AND ALSO HAVING MY OLD LIFEGUARDING JOB BACK, I AM READY TO START ROLLING IN MY MINIMUM WAGE DOLLARS
ALSO, IT IS SUMMER AND SUMMER IN TEXAS MEANS I AM NOW FOURTEEN SHADES DARKER THAN I WAS FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE OF TWO DAYS OF WORK THIS PAST WEEKEND - OH TEXAS SUNSHINE, HOW I MISSED YOU SO (SORRY SPUR, NOT TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS OR NOTHIN', I'D SEND YOU SOME SUNSHINE IF I COULD)
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YOU ARE SO TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH IT'S ACTUALLY APPROPRIATE CAUSE IT'S TEXAS, GOSH. THOUGH I'M GETTING TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME BEING LAZY IN NASHVILLE AND THAT'S ALMOST TEXAS. IT'S ALSO DECIDED TO STOP FREAKIN' RAINING ALL THE TIME AND IS NOW SUNNY AND PUUUUURDY AND I'M GOING TO LAY OUT FOR AWHILE AND REMIND ME SKIN THAT IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PALE (EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL DARKER THAN MOST PEOPLE UP NORTH??? O_O I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM, SRSLY).
YAAAAAAAAAAY FOR TEJAS!!!
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BRITISH SPRING TIME
MEH!
I AM SOOOO WHITE, IM POSITIVELY BLUE!
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OHNOES BB I ALREADY GAVE BLOOD THIS WEEK
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I MEAN, I HAVE ROPES, STRAPS, CORDS, CUFFS...TAKE YOUR PICK :P
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