[England reads along, more than a little confused but getting the general sentiment of what Karkat is typing. It's all rather sweet and touching, as well as sad, and she tears up a bit. Oh, this poor child.
She should say something to comfort him, just as soon as she finishes reading the whole post-]
HE'S MOLTING ALL OVER MY FUCKING FLOOR. HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THE COLD WEATHER JUST SMACKED HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE SO NOW HIS HUSK IS FLAKING AND I HAVE TO SWEEP IT UP.
open to anyone threadjacking if Jenna's okay with it!crotchrosesDecember 28 2011, 02:19:31 UTC
[fuck fuck he is cold and fuck he can't stand this creature's bitching; at which he has responded with his own measure of bitching, despite being unable to feel his feet and fingers and nose.
The cold has ebbed away at his anger, but it's left him bitter and frustrated and in the mood for a little manipulation.
The broadcasts don't really help either, but he, as usual, ignores them.
After reading the above conversations, he's already attempting to stumble back out wrapped in his clothes and a blanket; bones creaking, muscles straining. Fuck the Englands. Fuck the trolls. Fuck everyone.
[Not long after her conversation with Karkat, England will be knocking on the door to Marshall 105. When the door is not immediately opened, she barges in by herself, a pile of blankets in her arms.]
Look at you! Where do you think you're going? You're in no state to be rushing off outside like that. [And... She starts wrapping a blanket around his shoulders because blankets really do solve everything.] What on Earth happened?
Oh, hey, merry late christmas to you too! Or whatever it is for you guys. It does sound a lot like ours. [ he kind of wants to say something sentimental, but he's still trying to think of the right thing. how do you comfort an alien whose terminology you only half understand?? ]
By the way, uh. I think your guy might've gone outside without a coat.
SAME TO YOU. LOOKS LIKE OUR 12TH COINCIDES CLOSELY WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS, AT LEAST IN SOME ASPECTS. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MYTHOLOGY BEHIND IT BUT WHATEVER.
YEAH, NO SHIT. BUT HE'S NOT MY GUY, SO THE NUMBER OF FUCKS I GIVE FOR HIS COMFORT IS HOVERING AROUND ZERO.
It's supposed to celebrate a guy named Jesus being born, but it's kind of just turned into a day where you get presents if you're not really religious, haha. [ should he explain Jesus oh man that would just turn into "MAN THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SUFFERER" wouldn't it ] I guess I got pretty homesick too, though. It's weird, not being home for the holidays and stuff.
Is somebody gonna come get him? He doesn't sound like he's doing good.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS. MORE HUMAN MYTHOLOGY, I ASSUME. [ YEAH PROBABLY although I think Gamzee would be the better person to relate it to since he's the only one in the Sufferer's cult ffff ] YEAH. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN REALLY HAVE HOMESICKNESS IF YOU HAVE NO HOME TO RETURN TO. IT'S MORE LIKE LAMENTATION.
HIS MATESPRIT IS NOT THAT HE SEEMS ALL THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT. HOW HE'S MANAGED TO OBTAIN ANY SORT OF ROMANTIC CONNECTION, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
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France is what?
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HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THE COLD WEATHER JUST SMACKED HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE
SO NOW HIS HUSK IS FLAKING AND I HAVE TO SWEEP IT UP.
YOU HIS MATESPRIT?
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He's not molting, the idiot must have gotten frostbite. I'll be there soon.
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France-san is... what?
But I can prepare some food, of course. Would Karkat like some as well?
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MOLTING.
HIS DISGUSTING MUSK IS STINKING UP MY HIVE TOO.
YEAH SURE, I COULD GO FOR SOME FOOD.
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I will be over as quickly as I can, then.
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ERIDAN'S THE ONE WHO SLEEPS ON THE COUCH SO HE'S NOT STINKING UP MY LIVING SPACE.
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The cold has ebbed away at his anger, but it's left him bitter and frustrated and in the mood for a little manipulation.
The broadcasts don't really help either, but he, as usual, ignores them.
After reading the above conversations, he's already attempting to stumble back out wrapped in his clothes and a blanket; bones creaking, muscles straining. Fuck the Englands. Fuck the trolls. Fuck everyone.
France wants to go home.]
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Francis?
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And look how many fucks he gives?
( ... )
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By the way, uh. I think your guy might've gone outside without a coat.
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LOOKS LIKE OUR 12TH COINCIDES CLOSELY WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS, AT LEAST IN SOME ASPECTS.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MYTHOLOGY BEHIND IT BUT WHATEVER.
YEAH, NO SHIT.
BUT HE'S NOT MY GUY, SO THE NUMBER OF FUCKS I GIVE FOR HIS COMFORT IS HOVERING AROUND ZERO.
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Is somebody gonna come get him? He doesn't sound like he's doing good.
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MORE HUMAN MYTHOLOGY, I ASSUME. [ YEAH PROBABLY although I think Gamzee would be the better person to relate it to since he's the only one in the Sufferer's cult ffff ]
YEAH.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN REALLY HAVE HOMESICKNESS IF YOU HAVE NO HOME TO RETURN TO.
IT'S MORE LIKE LAMENTATION.
HIS MATESPRIT IS
NOT THAT HE SEEMS ALL THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
HOW HE'S MANAGED TO OBTAIN ANY SORT OF ROMANTIC CONNECTION, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
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HIS MATESPRIT IS COMING TO PICK HIM UP.
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i got sick and tired a hearin his demonic bemoanins
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