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[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat coughs loudly, then sucks in a breath. His voice is quieter and even more hoarse than usual. Despite how desperately sick he is, somehow he manages to keep any grunts of pain to a minimum. ]

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE

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[lonelyglub]

Kar, Kar, oh my glub... is that you? Oh cod... I'm feelin a lot of stuff right noww.

[ERIDAN SOUNDS JUST AS SICK, IF NOT MORE.]

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[lonelyglub]

maybe someone wwill knoww
there are alwways answwers

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[yourgoddamnit]

WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE STRAIGHTFORWARD IS ANOTHER MATTER.
AND THEY CAN PROBABLY WAIT UNTIL I EITHER KEEL OVER AGAIN OR STOP FEELING LIKE I WAS DROP-KICKED OFF A CLIFF.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

i just wwant to curl up and die
again
right noww
except that if i die im afraid im goin to wwake up like this again
dyin sucks kar

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[yourgoddamnit]

NO KIDDING.
I THINK WE HAVE TO WEATHER IT, WHATEVER THIS MAY BE.
IF WE END UP AT LOSTARC AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY END IT ALL.
FUCK TIMELINES
I'M SICK OF THE FUCKING COCONUTS.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

im sick of cod damn evverythin
but regardless wwho the fuck is evven strong enough to kill us
besides jack but
technicalities

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[yourgoddamnit]

LOTS OF THINGS APPARENTLY.
THOUGH WITH OUR CHIPS OUT, AT LEAST WE'LL STAND A BETTER CHANCE.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

yeah
wwait
if you die and youre revvivve by the scientists
wwell then
do they put your fuckin chip back

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[yourgoddamnit]

POSSIBLY.

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[lonelyglub]

great just great

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[yourgoddamnit]

WE CAN GET THEM OUT AGAIN.
YOU CAN GET YOURS OUT AGAIN
I'LL GET MY OUT FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

really
i thought you wwere kind of
untrustin about that sort of stuff
or is it because that barnacle brained nook stained asshole left us all

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

FUCK SOLLUX.
HE LEFT US.
WHO KNOWS WHEN OR IF HE'S COMING BACK, OR IF HE'S ALIVE, OR ANYTHING.

[ godddd so many emotions what does Karkat even do with them. ]

I'M STILL WARY ABOUT IT
BUT AT THIS POINT I HAVE LIMITED OPTIONS.
I EITHER HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND RISK IT OR STAY WEAK.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

i suppose thats true

but listen i havve an idea
this is pretty embarassin
gettin killed and humiliated like this and i knoww that you dont think vvery highly a my ideas
or me for that matter not that i care or anythin but
i think wwe need to showw some force around here
showw evveryone wwho their gods is so stupid seahorse droppins like this nevver happens again
i dont knoww its just really fuckin stupid that the last of alternia is reduced to easy targets
im not sayin this as some seadwweller bent on genocide
i knoww thats wwhat you guys think of me but
im sayin this as the prince of hope
if wwe wwant to bring back evven a quota of hope to our race
wwere goin to havve to do somethin

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[yourgoddamnit]

OH SHUT UP ERIDAN.
IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT YOU HAVE IS COMPLETELY STUPID.
AND I EVEN LISTEN TO THE ABSOLUTELY RETARDED ONES.
SO
THERE YOU GO, ASSHOLE.

WE NEED TO AT LEAST SHOW THAT WE'RE NOT JUST
YOU KNOW
ORDINARY WRIGGLERS.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WE DEFEATED THE BLACK KING.
BUT WE'RE NOT KILLING ANY HUMANS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF LORDING IT OVER THEM
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR ON THAT.
RECKLESS VIOLENCE, WHILE IN OUR NATURE, ISN'T GOING TO GET US ANYWHERE WITH ANY SPECIES HERE.
EXCEPT MAYBE THE RAINBOW DRINKERS BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK THOSE GUYS.

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[lonelyglub]

wwell then mister fuckass pants
maybe wwe should cull the rainboww drinker
seriously
get some fuckin respect around here
no one wwould miss him
it isnt like sunako is around to feel sorry for him
just sayin