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[ Karkat coughs loudly, then sucks in a breath. His voice is quieter and even more hoarse than usual. Despite how desperately sick he is, somehow he manages to keep any grunts of pain to a minimum. ]
CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE.
FEELS LIKE SOMEONE FORCE-FED ME A GODDAMN THORN BUSH LACED WITH VENOM.
S-STATUS UPDATE FROM ALL THE SORRY NOOKSUCKERS WHO ARE STILL TRAPPED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WASTELAND.
ERI FUCKING POTTER IS AROUND SOMEWHERE... HERE.
THIS BUILDING. BACK IN THE ORIGINAL CITY, JUDGING ONLY BY THE SMELL OF DECAY.
HE WAS TAKEN DOWN WITH ME WHEN WE-- FUCK.
[ Sounds of retching, and a splatter--then some muttering and shuffling sounds as Karkat, in desperate pain from the poison, tries to hide where he's vomited. No one is allowed to see his red puke. ]
I die so many goddamn times in this universe, I'm starting to wonder if I'm even from the alpha time line or if I'm supposed to just... fucking Sollux you couldn't even come back for me I thought we were friends you bipolar bastard.
WHEN I CAN MOVE, I SWEAR
I'M GOING TO RIP THE FEMUR OUT OF THE BASTARD WHO MADE ME LIKE THIS.
THAT'S RIGHT, FEMUR.
I'M USING A HUMAN ANATOMY BOOK AS A PILLOW AS I WALLOW IN MISERY.
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS, HUMANITY.
THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND RIFE WITH DISEASE AND INFECTION.
YOU'RE JUST A GROSS SPECIES IN GENERAL.
...DOES ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A SHORT VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN MY PREVIOUS DEATH AND CURRENT TIME?
CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE.
FEELS LIKE SOMEONE FORCE-FED ME A GODDAMN THORN BUSH LACED WITH VENOM.
S-STATUS UPDATE FROM ALL THE SORRY NOOKSUCKERS WHO ARE STILL TRAPPED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WASTELAND.
ERI FUCKING POTTER IS AROUND SOMEWHERE... HERE.
THIS BUILDING. BACK IN THE ORIGINAL CITY, JUDGING ONLY BY THE SMELL OF DECAY.
HE WAS TAKEN DOWN WITH ME WHEN WE-- FUCK.
[ Sounds of retching, and a splatter--then some muttering and shuffling sounds as Karkat, in desperate pain from the poison, tries to hide where he's vomited. No one is allowed to see his red puke. ]
I die so many goddamn times in this universe, I'm starting to wonder if I'm even from the alpha time line or if I'm supposed to just... fucking Sollux you couldn't even come back for me I thought we were friends you bipolar bastard.
WHEN I CAN MOVE, I SWEAR
I'M GOING TO RIP THE FEMUR OUT OF THE BASTARD WHO MADE ME LIKE THIS.
THAT'S RIGHT, FEMUR.
I'M USING A HUMAN ANATOMY BOOK AS A PILLOW AS I WALLOW IN MISERY.
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS, HUMANITY.
THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND RIFE WITH DISEASE AND INFECTION.
YOU'RE JUST A GROSS SPECIES IN GENERAL.
...DOES ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A SHORT VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN MY PREVIOUS DEATH AND CURRENT TIME?