MWAHAHAHAHA!

I have read of the exciting and infinite capabilities of the Internet in the Telegraph. I know it to be not an endless waste of time but a THING OF POWER.

IT SHALL BE MINE!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

To all casual readers: I am your future lord so if you bow down before me now to get some practice in, that'd be smashing, thanks.

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