MWAHAHAHAHA!

[yourfutureruler]

MWAHAHAHAHA!

I have read of the exciting and infinite capabilities of the Internet in the Telegraph. I know it to be not an endless waste of time but a THING OF POWER.

IT SHALL BE MINE!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

To all casual readers: I am your future lord so if you bow down before me now to get some practice in, that'd be smashing, thanks.

I shall now

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[thedoctor_lj]

Oh crap, it's the ex.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

[yourfutureruler]

MWAHAHAHAHA!

I see you remember *me*, Doctor...

I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Re: MWAHAHAHAHA!

[thedoctor_lj]

You mean you'll get drunk, try and get me to shag you and then fall over and cry in a heap?

See, I remember that much...

MWAHAHAHAHA!

[yourfutureruler]

You will die, Doctor.

Slowly and painfully.

I'll give you the precise details, together with information on weaknesses and loopholes, when I've got it all finalised.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

[policeboxblue]

God, it's you again. Why don't we all just stop breathing for a few minutes. That way you might actually manage to kill something.

DO NOT MOCK ME, YOU USELESS HUNK OF TIN!

[yourfutureruler]

Er, that.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

DO NOT MOCK ME, YOU USELESS HUNK OF MONKEY

[policeboxblue]

Monkey-faced bog-weevil.

[yourfutureruler]

Sardine tin.

[thebeigeone]

Oh Rassilon, whatever did I do to deserve *this*...