MWAHAHAHAHA!

[yourfutureruler]

MWAHAHAHAHA!

I have read of the exciting and infinite capabilities of the Internet in the Telegraph. I know it to be not an endless waste of time but a THING OF POWER.

IT SHALL BE MINE!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

To all casual readers: I am your future lord so if you bow down before me now to get some practice in, that'd be smashing, thanks.

I shall now

Comments

[policeboxblue]

God, it's you again. Why don't we all just stop breathing for a few minutes. That way you might actually manage to kill something.

DO NOT MOCK ME, YOU USELESS HUNK OF TIN!

[yourfutureruler]

Er, that.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

DO NOT MOCK ME, YOU USELESS HUNK OF MONKEY

[policeboxblue]

Monkey-faced bog-weevil.

[yourfutureruler]

Sardine tin.

[mrtreacle]

Were I the Valyard I might step in to suggest "microbe", but I'm not, so I shan't.

[thelouddoctor]

The who?

Or don't I want to know?

[valeyard]

Ignorant Git.

[thelouddoctor]

Well, I'm sure you can't be important or anything.

I mean, look at you.