I realized recently that I haven't updated this thing in about 6 months, which is largely because I forgot about it. I always think that  "not a lot has been going on" in my life lately, but in the past 6 months, I guess there have been some significant changes. among them:
1) I'm living in new york for the summer with a lesbian couple in queens. my ( Read more... )

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2. I challenge you to... drink a coke sometime. good luck with that.
3. you remind me of green. because you're irish.
4. I like pretty much everything about you, but especially that you also love the oc.
5. my clearest memory of you is when romer said that you lost your house in the hurricane during that one review.
6. the animal you most ( Read more... )

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in your FACE, arash moment of the day:
(watching "the mexican")
arash: ooh, that mexican guy is gonna fuck brad pitt up!
me: no he's not. he's not even mexican. he's jewish.
arash: of course he's not jewish. he's maybe arab.
me: nuh-uh, it's the jewish elf from "the santa clause"
arash: no way
me: way
arash: bet me
me: I'm not going to bet you. you never ( Read more... )

recent ruminations:

things I obviously didn't care enough about, at the time that I acquired them, to bother not losing:
1. prescription for birth control
2. book of short stories for english class
3. $20 from my dad

things I hate (today):
1. the way I get all excited by the seemingly inexhaustable bounty of food in my kitchen immediately after returning ( Read more... )

a new semester has begun, and I think we all know what that means: time for some more unmitigated hatred ( Read more... )

anybody else think it's really weird that marlon brando got really famous for his work in "a streetcar named desire," in which he hit his pregnant wife, and that his son, christian, murdered dag drollet, whom brando's pregnant sister, cheyenne, claimed had been beating her? more importantly, because drollet hadn't actually been beating cheyenne, do ( Read more... )

this year is decidedly the best. christmas. ever. why is that, you ask? because of a sweet, sweet present I bought myself today: guitar hero ( Read more... )

sometimes I wish I was a lesbian so I could have a proper crush on ellen degeneres. either way, I think I'm in love with her. ellen, if you're reading this, will you be my new best friend?

guitar hero is the best game ever.