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recent ruminations:
things I obviously didn't care enough about, at the time that I acquired them, to bother not losing:
1. prescription for birth control
2. book of short stories for english class
3. $20 from my dad
things I hate (today):
1. the way I get all excited by the seemingly inexhaustable bounty of food in my kitchen immediately after returning from the grocery sto, which invariably becomes substantially diminished by the end of the next day
2. the sound of my phone alarm and all that it implies
3. my inability to not waste an entire day watching countdowns of the "top 100" somethings on vh1
things I miss about season 1 of the oc:
1. the titillating prospect of marissa's death
2. cocaine use
3. luke
biggest disappointments of the week:
1. I don't hate the annoying freshmen kids in my intro to theater recitation. in fact, I kind of like them, now that I'm totally their bff and spiritual guru.
2. 1 handle of good vodka tastes much better and has a much lower alcohol content than 1 handle of shitty vodka. as a result, its contents are depleted much more rapidly.
3. dimirti martin's comedy central special relied too heavily on "dimitri martin trying to put on a harmonica headpiece without ceasing to play the guitar with both hands" and not enough on "dimitri martin proposing marriage to katherine/removing articles of clothing while saying witty things"
things I learned in a bar on saturday night:
1. people from poland don't appreciate being addressed as "poland" instead of by their given names
2. dee's cafe on e. carson st sells drinks at outrageously low prices, even for a dive bar in pittsburgh
3. katherine + 3 whiskey sours + 1 amaretto sours + 1 cranberry vodka = 2-hour-long lecture tentatively titled "why napoleon dynamite seems more genius every time I think about it"