Today was one crazy fucking day! I was scheduled to work from 7:30am-3:30pm...but it's Whole Foods and that's just not how we roll. So instead I worked from 7:30am-7:30pm. Yeah, 12 mother fucking hours. I do love the work and super heart my coworkers, but damn homie, I am supposed to be PT20-25. I'm pretty much working full time + 15 credits (I am ( Read more... )

Damn you for drawing me in ( Read more... )

I am so mad at all you motherfuckers and your disrespect/disinterest in Christmas. Christmas is the shit and I am sooooooooooooo sick of hearing about how much everyone else feels otherwise. I especially hate it around Christmas, cuz the whole holiday is practically-fucking-married to the concept of joy! Guh ( Read more... )

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No, seriously, I think my water went bad ( Read more... )

Why? Why? Why, God? Why do you give me such a crazy desire like motherhood? Shouldn't you be sending me rays of desire for school or work? Or maybe, idk, anything relevant to being an unmarried 19 year old with no way of supporting another human being? Like partying? I could deal with a strong desire to get drunk as fuck. But babies? Why babies? ( Read more... )

You know how your mom jokes often develop into I fucked your mom jokes? And taking it even future, from time to time these jokes lead to pregnancy from the womb jokes? (Don't even pretend you haven't heard of it ( Read more... )