Comments | youll_listennow: Out-of-Season Rant!

youll_listennow

Out-of-Season Rant!

Jul 17, 2006 05:56

I am so mad at all you motherfuckers and your disrespect/disinterest in Christmas. Christmas is the shit and I am sooooooooooooo sick of hearing about how much everyone else feels otherwise. I especially hate it around Christmas, cuz the whole holiday is practically-fucking-married to the concept of joy! Guh ( Read more... )

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seventyeleventy July 17 2006, 14:32:06 UTC

I can dig it.

Jesus was a groovy dude.

And he wasn't white. Imagine that! hehe

youll_listennow July 17 2006, 21:22:27 UTC

Haha. Actually, when I was writing this, I was like...well maybe Nik isn't my target audience. You seem pretty much down with anything.

seventyeleventy July 17 2006, 22:05:28 UTC

hehe well, what can I say? I'm easy to please. :)

analoggirlie July 17 2006, 15:17:43 UTC

But for those of us who don't believe in God and Jesus don't buy into the holiday. Sure, theoretically Jesus was a pretty decent guy, but none of his followers seem to be (with the exception of very few in the grand scheme of things ( ... )

youll_listennow July 17 2006, 21:21:14 UTC

1) Yet you liked going sledding?
2) Christina already has some up in your apartment.
3) But at least you can drink around your family, and I know Jill must keep the place stocked.
4) But you get out of sitting at your cubical doing mind-numbing paperwork for several hours. And you have an excuse to bake.
5) You can't get rid of it, but who wants to? And I know you like some glitter, I have seen your flip-flops, girl.
6) Exactly!
7) Meh! Christmas is still worth it. Plus, if you spread the word right and tell everyone what you want/need, you can make up for the expense on your end by collecting the things you need from others.
8) Stop trying to make Christmas into a dirty thing!@&$@#
9) Oh hush, you know you love it!

analoggirlie July 19 2006, 13:33:14 UTC

1) I was drunk. I like everything when I'm drunk.
2) They're in her room. If she tried to put them anywhere else I'd immediately veto them (I'm not afraid to use my veto powers...signing statements are a cop-out) Plus, they're PINK. Not very Christmas-y.
3) I can't get bombed at Christmas. I always have to drive home in snow. (Plus, a party at my house to show off how grown-up I am requires me being a bit tipsy as to not laugh at the absurdity of it all.)
4) Even though I hate my job, I'd rather do it than sit uncomfortably with my co-workers trying to remember anything about them to talk about.
5) Okay, fine. You win on glitter. Those flip-flops are so cute!
7) No matter what you put on your list, there's always half of your family that gives you something not from the list that they knew "you'd just love!" - Hello, your grandmother.
8) Someone's gotta. Immaculate conception, my ass.
9) Only Sinatra. Jingle bells can suck on themselves.