We picked my mom up from the airport today.
Mom: did you guys eat?
us: uhhh..yeah popcorn chicken
her: whatd you eat for breakfast?
us: that. we ate breakfast at like 2.
Me: if i had a monster truck i would plow over this car and park over it.
Jorge: if i had a gun....
me: hahahahaha!
*jorge backing up in parking space*
Jorge: tell me when you hear the
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