if you didnt already, READ THE PREVIOUS UPDATE before this one
ohhhhh I jsut went from OMG MY STOMACH IS ABOUT TO COMBUST to, hey im really hyper.
Here's the jokes in Sam's Latest entry:
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
an avalanche.
what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
a mudslide.
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
jailbreak.
haha. AND- (vanessa youll love the next one)
what do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower?
unemployed.
whats long black and stinky?
the unemployment line.
Alright enough of that. so i was talking with sam and we were talking about our childhoods.
SaY u wiLL 2369: i had the best.
SaY u wiLL 2369: childhood
SaY u wiLL 2369: i would die
SaY u wiLL 2369: to go back there
SaY u wiLL 2369: well id be dead
SaY u wiLL 2369: but
CanIBorowURPEN15: i had a good one too. my mom made mucho dinero. lol so she bought me anything. now its like the complete opposite.
SaY u wiLL 2369: i would love to like.. be seven again
SaY u wiLL 2369: and like.. play in the street
CanIBorowURPEN15: me: mom can you hand me a slice of bread?
her: FDKSFLAJFLD WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE SLEEPING ON BEDS OF CASH!!??!?!
SaY u wiLL 2369: with all of my brothers friends
SaY u wiLL 2369: hahha
SaY u wiLL 2369: lol
CanIBorowURPEN15: LOL
CanIBorowURPEN15: yeah lol i would hang out with my bros friends too AND BEAT THEM ONE BY ONE AT MORTAL COMBAT
CanIBorowURPEN15: AHAHAHAHAHA
CanIBorowURPEN15: YES
SaY u wiLL 2369: omg
yes its true. Mortal Combat is my favoritest game in the HOLE WIDE WERLD. All i had to do was just spaz out for 10 minutes on the controller and BAM1! i win. Great times in my life.
Hm, you know what I always wanted? A barbie car. The ones you can fit into as a small fry, and ride aroudn AND ACTUALLY DRIVE. i wanted one so bad. why didnt i ask for one? i do not recall. I remember this one time at christmas when i was like six? I was opening this one gift and im like OMAN OMAN IM SO EXCITED WHAT COIULD THIS BEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD IT BE THE FIFTH BARBIE I HAVE RECIEVED TODAY!?!? NO ONE KNOWS!1 *rips paper open* There in my hands i held........
green...
Socks.
SOCKS?! with little dorky lace going around the top with a bow. *eye twitches* i remember thinking: WTF IS THIS?!
now i was six, so remember i didnt know anything about being rude so i had that dissapointed look on my face. and said thanks. I feel bad about it to this day. lol.
-Hm, i just realized i typed all of the above in under 7 minutes. teehehehehhee. lets see........................what to say what to say.............my shoulder itches. OH! Anyone seen When Harry Met Sally? Oh, that movie is god. Me and Jon memorize all the lines to that movie. ...we also memorize the simpsons....and he memorizes sienfeld.
id like to take this time to pass out i love you's.
I LOVE YOU SAM I LOVE YOU JESS I LOVE YOU JESSIE I LOVE YOU JON I LOVE YOU ROBBY AND I LOVE YOU JIMMY I LOVE YOU JEN I LOVE YOU JACKIE I LOVE YOU MEGAN I LOVE YOU ER...UH...I LOVE YOU THE OTHER JIMMY I LOVE YOU UMM...uh..I LOVE YOU OTTO I LOVE YOU JUAN I LOVE YOU DANIELLE I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALEX, I LOVE YOU KELSAY AND..I LOVE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE THAT I DONT KNOW THE NAMES OF THAT READ MY USELESS CRAP!
HM, i was just thinking. maybe my stomach hurts cause i may be kind of hungry. i think i'll go have a bagel. FJKLDSJFA WITH CREAM CHEESE SMOTHERED EVEREEWEHERE!
i leave you with random picture, whoever took this (in this one community) is brilliant:
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