12th Chapter - Slow Poking Chapter [Video/Action]

[youhavemybat]

[Today if you're at the beaches of Olivine, you'll find Keiichi slumped over at the ocean as if he just vomited as a Slowpoke is sitting next to him. The Slowpoke looks over to his trainer, then out into the sunset with the usual derp look on its face. There's a five minute pause between the both of them. And then, begins the deepest conversation

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[thebelsareinert]

I'd say that's an advantage.

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[youhavemybat]

[Putting some bandages around the Slowpoke's tail as he speaks!] Eh? How do you think so?

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[thebelsareinert]

What if you had another one carry it? It could be a shield that could take as many hits as necessary and it'd be fine with it.

... Though that's kind of morbid, isn't it? What type is it?

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[youhavemybat]

Yeah, it is! I'm not the kind of guy to use my Pokemon as shields!

Um... It's a Water and Psychic type. I think these guys would get along with Psyducks.

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[combat_butler]

. . . You know, in a way, the two of you sound a lot a like.

*He means that whole SLOOOOW, UWOOOOH exchange, but take it as you will*

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[youhavemybat]

[LMAO. He'll take it the other way!]

Oi, Hayate! You have five seconds to change that statement before I shove you into the sea!

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[combat_butler]

--eh?! B-But it's true! If his name was just the slightest bit different it would be nearly identical!

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[youhavemybat]

[GRABBING YOU BY THE COLLAR NOW.] I hope you know how to swim---!

[Video] Now with the correct account

[redeyesforpride]

Why do you have a Slowpoke, Keiichi?

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[youhavemybat]

Eh? It hatched out of the egg I gotten from Easter.

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[redeyesforpride]

Oh, really? It doesn't look too strong if you ask me. I bet my Ampharos could quickly destroy him.

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[youhavemybat]

Luci... Beating up a newly hatched Pokemon really crosses the bullying line.

Action;

[pink_stalker]

[ Lambdadelta really should be trolling him and laughing her ass off and commenting about the similarities between beast and master but.

Piiiiiiink.

Blink. Stare.

Piiiiiink. ]

Action;

[youhavemybat]

[Keiichi picks up his Slowpoke by its two arms and head and turns over to Lambda. And the both of them blink and give identical headtilts.]

... Sloooooooow....?

... Haaaaaaaah....? Um... Is something up, Lambda-chan?

Action;

[pink_stalker]

...Haaa!

I see you have discovered your patron Pokémon, Keiichi Maebara. The resemblance is uncanny--even I, with the power of Certainty, am uncertain who is who.

[ She says that but she is actually super jealous she does not have one.

...Referring to having a Slowpoke, not a Keiichi. ]

Action;

[youhavemybat]

[... YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM.]

Ahhh... Shut it already! You're giving me a headache! We look nothing alike!

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[swordofimpulse]

...

[Do not know if amused or not.]

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[youhavemybat]

From that slack jawed expression, I'm gonna assume that you're looking for bikini girls at the beach.

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[swordofimpulse]

...No I'm just.

Surprised at how both of you fit each other perfectly.

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[youhavemybat]

Oi... There wasn't a single word you just said that didn't piss me off.