12th Chapter - Slow Poking Chapter [Video/Action]

May 10, 2011 21:44

[Today if you're at the beaches of Olivine, you'll find Keiichi slumped over at the ocean as if he just vomited as a Slowpoke is sitting next to him. The Slowpoke looks over to his trainer, then out into the sunset with the usual derp look on its face. There's a five minute pause between the both of them. And then, begins the deepest conversation ever between Pokemon and trainer.]

Sloooow.

Uwooooh.

... Sloooooow~

... Uwoooooh.

... ... Slooooooow~

... ... Uwooooooh.

... ... ... Sloooooooooooow~

... ... ... Uwoooooooh.

... ... Slooooooooooooooow~

Um... This has to be a joke, right? Please tell me that there's something that you're good at other than lazing about. Please tell that you're just pretending to be dumb and actually have a hidden potential waiting to be unlocked in battles! I'm sure you have a super cool skill you can-- [And right on cue, the Slowpoke turns around to dip its tail into the ocean. Keiichi looks up in mild interest!]

Ah, that's right. The Pokedex said that Slowpoke are really good at fishing, but... That's about it, huh? It's still a good talent to have! [Then the Slowpoke will lift its tail up to reveal a Krabby clawing onto it. Keiichi shifts to an "OH CRAP" expression.]

GAH?! A-are you alright?! You made a nice catch, but that really had to hurt! I wonder if you have a really high pain tolerance to--

[Five seconds later, you'll get a slightly pained--] Slooooooooooow......!

.... Aaaah, that's right. The entry also stated that Slowpokes take over five seconds to feel pain too. If that's an advantage or disadvantage, I wouldn't even know how to make heads or tails of it. [With that, the Krabby plops off of the Slowpoke's tail and jumps back into the sea. Then Keiichi takes a moment to examine its tail before the feed cuts off.]

awesome bonding, trolls gonna troll, you're too *slow*, i love my mons, keiichi the incompetent, !olivine city

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