May 10, 2011 21:44
[Today if you're at the beaches of Olivine, you'll find Keiichi slumped over at the ocean as if he just vomited as a Slowpoke is sitting next to him. The Slowpoke looks over to his trainer, then out into the sunset with the usual derp look on its face. There's a five minute pause between the both of them. And then, begins the deepest conversation ever between Pokemon and trainer.]
Sloooow.
Uwooooh.
... Sloooooow~
... Uwoooooh.
... ... Slooooooow~
... ... Uwooooooh.
... ... ... Sloooooooooooow~
... ... ... Uwoooooooh.
... ... Slooooooooooooooow~
Um... This has to be a joke, right? Please tell me that there's something that you're good at other than lazing about. Please tell that you're just pretending to be dumb and actually have a hidden potential waiting to be unlocked in battles! I'm sure you have a super cool skill you can-- [And right on cue, the Slowpoke turns around to dip its tail into the ocean. Keiichi looks up in mild interest!]
Ah, that's right. The Pokedex said that Slowpoke are really good at fishing, but... That's about it, huh? It's still a good talent to have! [Then the Slowpoke will lift its tail up to reveal a Krabby clawing onto it. Keiichi shifts to an "OH CRAP" expression.]
GAH?! A-are you alright?! You made a nice catch, but that really had to hurt! I wonder if you have a really high pain tolerance to--
[Five seconds later, you'll get a slightly pained--] Slooooooooooow......!
.... Aaaah, that's right. The entry also stated that Slowpokes take over five seconds to feel pain too. If that's an advantage or disadvantage, I wouldn't even know how to make heads or tails of it. [With that, the Krabby plops off of the Slowpoke's tail and jumps back into the sea. Then Keiichi takes a moment to examine its tail before the feed cuts off.]
awesome bonding,
trolls gonna troll,
you're too *slow*,
i love my mons,
keiichi the incompetent,
!olivine city