Day... uh... I forget, hour... one o'clock.
It appears that my campaign agains the Hell branch of the Blue Team is becoming a war of attrition. I'm running out of ammo, and most of the big ones aren't bleeding when I shoot them. My patent-pending Sarge's Living Grenades are useless, too.
Red Command! Come in, Red Command! I need backup! I need
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*holds up a slim lightish-red cell phone*
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*they already have a word for lightish red blah blah blah, yoinks*
Now how'd it go again? Uh...
5-5-5-V-I-C-K. Heheh, catchy jingles make everything better.
*ringring*
Vic?
You have reached the Internetherworld Communications Bur--
*click*
Aw, dammit.
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Yeah... I guess the brimstone just interferes with the reception here.
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How much are they?
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Perhaps it is my affinity for the old fashioned, but I prefer trade and barter to currency. I have ... sufficient... funds, after all. I am currently in stock of twelve TOW missiles, and... oh, I probably have some other things I've forgotten about, so let's just keep to the missiles.
What services or goods can you offer?
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Are Overlord Baal's forces included in the, um, Blue Team? If so... Oh man, what am I doing... But, Princess... Mao... If so, I'm willing to help!
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Um, just in case though, maybe we should get a bit more backup if we're going to go against the Overlord's minions...
...Flag...?
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I'm gonna have to think this over.
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