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Feb 05, 2009 13:20

Day... uh... I forget, hour... one o'clock.

It appears that my campaign agains the Hell branch of the Blue Team is becoming a war of attrition. I'm running out of ammo, and most of the big ones aren't bleeding when I shoot them. My patent-pending Sarge's Living Grenades are useless, too.

Red Command! Come in, Red Command! I need backup! I need ( Read more... )

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moe_elemental February 5 2009, 21:02:24 UTC
I believe that phones are sold at the Rosen Queen store, but you may certainly use mine!

*holds up a slim lightish-red cell phone*

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yougongetsarged February 5 2009, 23:31:55 UTC
Thanks, weird little girl!

*they already have a word for lightish red blah blah blah, yoinks*

Now how'd it go again? Uh...

5-5-5-V-I-C-K. Heheh, catchy jingles make everything better.

*ringring*

Vic?

You have reached the Internetherworld Communications Bur--

*click*

Aw, dammit.

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moe_elemental February 6 2009, 01:54:12 UTC
Were you unsuccessful?

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yougongetsarged February 6 2009, 02:59:59 UTC
*sigh*

Yeah... I guess the brimstone just interferes with the reception here.

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velvetassistant February 5 2009, 22:51:49 UTC
I just happen to be in possession of some quite weighty armaments.

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yougongetsarged February 5 2009, 23:34:42 UTC
I don't trust your outfit.

How much are they?

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velvetassistant February 6 2009, 02:46:46 UTC
Well my sister thinks it looks very nice. Hmph.

Perhaps it is my affinity for the old fashioned, but I prefer trade and barter to currency. I have ... sufficient... funds, after all. I am currently in stock of twelve TOW missiles, and... oh, I probably have some other things I've forgotten about, so let's just keep to the missiles.

What services or goods can you offer?

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yougongetsarged February 6 2009, 03:01:46 UTC
Well with those TOW missiles, I can probably destroy Blue base!

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heroicfanboy February 5 2009, 23:15:36 UTC
Backup...

Are Overlord Baal's forces included in the, um, Blue Team? If so... Oh man, what am I doing... But, Princess... Mao... If so, I'm willing to help!

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yougongetsarged February 5 2009, 23:36:50 UTC
Probably. I think that castle you were trying to tell me I lived in is Blue Base! They must have a flag big enough to drape over the coffin of a giant...

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heroicfanboy February 6 2009, 03:36:57 UTC
I... see... In that case, I, Almaz von Almandine Adamant, pledge my sword to you!

Um, just in case though, maybe we should get a bit more backup if we're going to go against the Overlord's minions...

...Flag...?

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yougongetsarged February 6 2009, 05:06:33 UTC
What do you think I'm trying to do? Damn phone, not enough bars...

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waylon_on_you February 6 2009, 10:40:14 UTC
Command? Ain't none of that out here, brother man. Why don't ya just take the opportunity a rest a bit, huh? We ain't gotta fight when we don't have to.

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yougongetsarged February 6 2009, 21:01:01 UTC
Shut up, dirtbag! If we don't fight, who's gonna destroy the Blues?!?

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waylon_on_you February 8 2009, 06:55:03 UTC
Woah, brother, calm it down a notch or three. Waylon's just givin' you a good piece of advice, got it? You ain't gonna live long all wound up like that.

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yougongetsarged February 9 2009, 02:03:22 UTC
You remind me of Grif, but more annoying because you're an even bigger jackass, but less annoying because you're not Grif.

I'm gonna have to think this over.

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