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[yougongetsarged]

Day... uh... I forget, hour... one o'clock.

It appears that my campaign agains the Hell branch of the Blue Team is becoming a war of attrition. I'm running out of ammo, and most of the big ones aren't bleeding when I shoot them. My patent-pending Sarge's Living Grenades are useless, too.

Red Command! Come in, Red Command! I need backup! I need

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[heroicfanboy]

Backup...

Are Overlord Baal's forces included in the, um, Blue Team? If so... Oh man, what am I doing... But, Princess... Mao... If so, I'm willing to help!

[yougongetsarged]

Probably. I think that castle you were trying to tell me I lived in is Blue Base! They must have a flag big enough to drape over the coffin of a giant...

[heroicfanboy]

I... see... In that case, I, Almaz von Almandine Adamant, pledge my sword to you!

Um, just in case though, maybe we should get a bit more backup if we're going to go against the Overlord's minions...

...Flag...?

[yougongetsarged]

What do you think I'm trying to do? Damn phone, not enough bars...

[heroicfanboy]

Um... I don't think contacting people back home is that easy... I mean, if it was, I'm sure someone would've been able to do so by now.

Maaaybe it would be best if we stuck to asking for help from people already in here. After all, I'm sure everyone has to have some sort of talent that would help us get back home, even if it isn't physical strenght.

[yougongetsarged]

Sounds good. What kind of talents do you have?

[heroicfanboy]

I...! I can... Well...

Umm... I can fight, I guess...?

[yougongetsarged]

So in other words, we're back to the Kill the Blues plan?

[heroicfanboy]

...Yes. Yes we are.

[yougongetsarged]

Perfect! I'll handle the shooting, you do whatever you do best!

[heroicfanboy]

Yes, sir... On your command, sir...