Keycards

[youdbettertip]

For the love of Lakshimi, looks like two of you already managed to lose your keycards. How do you lose a keycard? I'm busy keeping this ship running while Kage is relaxing in the dininghall and the rest of you can kick back and here I am dusting, mopping, fixing engines and trying to keep that damn bird out of the kitchens!

Captain, I'm not amused

Comments

[lilyground]

Umm... I didn't lose my keycard... But I can't get it.

[youdbettertip]

What happened to it?

[lilyground]

It's in my room, but I can't open the door.

[youdbettertip]

Oh, for the love of--

You locked yourself out.

...

Stay where you are.

[youdbettertip]

[The Stewardess comes to a halt in front of Even, then wordlessly starts to vacuum his pants.]

You're filthy! Take a bath! There's a pool that I just cleaned on the sundeck!

[youdbettertip]

A tip!

[She brightens and takes the money, folding it neatly and tucking it down her shirt and into her bra for safekeeping.]

... They'll be clean and safe.

[Now humming happily, the Stewardess sprays Even with a bottle of de-odourizer and bustles off aftwards.]

[massagecat]

So sorry, Stewardess - they're morons, all of them -

[which_is_hikaru]

Do you do room service?

[doctoronboard]

I'll pick up any if I see them.

Did you hear they finally caught the tiger?