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Keycards

Sep 09, 2008 12:53

For the love of Lakshimi, looks like two of you already managed to lose your keycards. How do you lose a keycard? I'm busy keeping this ship running while Kage is relaxing in the dininghall and the rest of you can kick back and here I am dusting, mopping, fixing engines and trying to keep that damn bird out of the kitchens!

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lilyground September 9 2008, 20:09:17 UTC

Umm... I didn't lose my keycard... But I can't get it.

youdbettertip September 9 2008, 20:10:03 UTC

What happened to it?

lilyground September 9 2008, 20:11:06 UTC

It's in my room, but I can't open the door.

youdbettertip September 9 2008, 20:12:25 UTC

Oh, for the love of--

You locked yourself out.

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Stay where you are.

lilyground September 9 2008, 20:13:30 UTC

Okay! I'm in Even's room right now.

youdbettertip September 9 2008, 20:24:13 UTC

[There is the sound of a vacuum cleaner roaring, as though from a great distance and it's grows closer and closer until it rounds the corner. The Stewardess walks briskly, mopping in front of herself with one hand and vacuuming up with the other. The floor is sparkling in her wake. A metal moth with a cat's head flaps around her and her comm beeps furiously on top of the roaring vacuum.]

You.

lilyground September 9 2008, 20:25:46 UTC

[Lily is standing in front of Even's room, clutching his keycard tightly. She smiles at the stewardess and waves, talking over the noise.]

HI! I'M LILY!

youdbettertip September 9 2008, 20:33:25 UTC

[She doesn't seem impressed. The Stewardess reaches into her shirt and takes out a brand new keycard. She passes it to the moth which grabs it in its mouth and hovers. She then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a string. The Stewardess loops the string through a hold in the corner of the keycard and then drops the new necklace over the girl's head.]

I have a thousand things to do, I have to scrape barnacles off the hull and re-weld the bulkhead in the aft storage hold. And where is Kage that gods-damned tiger is loose again--

[She pats Lily on the head and the moth darts down to grab the comm and lifts it to the Stewardesses' had. She glances at it and makes a sound of dismay.]

Who let that bird in?!

[The Stewardess bustles off towards starboard, cleaning furiously.]

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