Re: Good Old-Fashioned Family Values, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 20 2011, 16:43:22 UTC
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY HOW UTTERLY FANTASTIC YOU ARE? OMG, THIS IS IT. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD BE WITH THEM. If the show doesn't do a spin-off of this, I shall live my life forever unfulfilled D:
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Stefan is cross-legged on the floor, some brunette's head in his lap, his hands tracing patterns through her hair like he's playing cat's cradle. Caroline wonders vaguely where the rest of the woman is.
I actually missed this the first time round, and when I read again, I was all *jaw drop* What an utterly fantastic line. So creepily hilarious, my god.
"Okay, firstly, it's the same thing with them, and secondly, ew."
HAHAHAHA. It totally is the same thing with them; and I kind of died at Caroline calling them 'mom and dad'. Also troll!Stefan is the best ever.
"EW, I swear to god, Ste -- is that Damon's favourite rug?"Stefan, SERIOUSLY? The boy is in so much trouble. (No fic is complete without referencing Damon's OCD cleaning tendencies, NO FIC. Just as no Caroline fic is complete without, in C Minor. Hee
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Ties That Bind, in C Minor youcallitwinterNovember 20 2011, 17:29:31 UTC
The sequel, because I can't help myself. Especially when I have exams.
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It's a little scary, if any of them are being perfectly honest. Which they rarely are, but, still.
"Which one of you did this?" Damon asks menacingly, hands in pockets that may or may not contain a stake. With him it's always best to err on the side of caution.
Okay, so she's not really going to tell on Stefan. She doesn't want to be that girl.
"Do you know how many boxes of detergent it's going to take to get the bloodstains out?" the veins under his eyes pop out, "None. Because the bloodstains won't come out."
"Stefan did it," she says simply. Screw being that girl. After all, she gets her survival instincts from the best. The woman currently lounging behind Damon in nothing more than her skin
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Re: Thicker Than Water, in C Minor youcallitwinterNovember 21 2011, 11:31:50 UTC
I WILL DIE IF THIS SPINOFF DOESN'T HAPPEN. And oh my god, the family dinner. This is exactly how it would be; with Katherine sashaying in with corpses and Damon being a slut (subtly, of course) and suitably patriarchal and Stefan casually eating people and Caroline bitching about all of them. I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY SCREEN.
"Dibs on --" starts Katherine, but the brothers chorus a weary, "We know."
HAHAHA, KATHERINE, QUEEN OF MY HEART <3
Caroline hears Katherine sigh, "I don't know what we're going to do with that girl." "Well, obviously, we could just kill her." "DIBS."
Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 21 2011, 11:36:13 UTC
I don't even D: goddammit.
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The light snaps on, just as she finally manages to sling the rucksack over her back.
Oh, man.
“Where are you going,” Damon asks calmly. calm/ kä(l)m / n / The absence of violent or confrontational activity within a place or group. Okay, so maybe that isn’t the right word exactly.
“Out?” she tries.
“This is an intervention,” Stefan shrugs, raising his bare arm in a gesture of indifference. Or it could be the severed arm of the dead guy on the floor. She has excellent eyesight, but in the dark it’s still kind of hard to tell.
Caroline looks at them suspiciously, “then why aren’t you wearing any clothes.”
“This is a special sort of intervention.” Katherine adds.
“Oh my god, this is an orgy, isn’t it? You guys were just doing it. Oh my god.”
“You don’t get to join in.” Damon says firmly, “that is your punishment for your unacceptable behavior at dinner today.”
Okay, she so totally does not want to join in. Ew, “I so totally do not want to join in. Ew. Like I would ever let you touch me
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Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinorcassiehayesNovember 21 2011, 16:22:05 UTC
Oh my god.
Caroline trying to run away and Damon and Katherine pulling the parents act on her and Stefan snarking about You're making them fight and Damon outraged it's HIS daughter now, "You're the one who smothered her with a fucking pillow" is absolutely priceless. You're killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Asljdsljdslds.
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 21 2011, 17:14:03 UTC
I don't even with this anymore. /shakes head YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR THE C MINOR!VERSE IF INSPIRATION STRIKES BTW. I'd love to read! And I'm guessing this is exactly your crack!ship too, hee :D
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinorcassiehayesNovember 22 2011, 01:18:59 UTC
Oh gosh this is SO my crackship beyond belief, hee, but I have legit never written crack before :O WE SHALL HAVE TO SEE HOW CRAZY ALL THIS STUDYING MAKES ME
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 22 2011, 21:54:53 UTC
I'M JUST KIDDING, HONEST. I always feel like "but how does anyone know when I'm kidding around and when I'm srs bzns". Come back whenever you can (pretty sure that's a song, heh)
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinorcassiehayesNovember 22 2011, 22:05:12 UTC
LOL, NO NO IT'S TOTALLY OK, dun worry, though I tooootally get the srs bzns/kidding conundrum, oh internet. And heh, that does sound familiar although now all I'm thinking is "I'll come back when you caaaaalll meeeeeee"
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Stefan is cross-legged on the floor, some brunette's head in his lap, his hands tracing patterns through her hair like he's playing cat's cradle. Caroline wonders vaguely where the rest of the woman is.
I actually missed this the first time round, and when I read again, I was all *jaw drop* What an utterly fantastic line. So creepily hilarious, my god.
"Okay, firstly, it's the same thing with them, and secondly, ew."
HAHAHAHA. It totally is the same thing with them; and I kind of died at Caroline calling them 'mom and dad'. Also troll!Stefan is the best ever.
"EW, I swear to god, Ste -- is that Damon's favourite rug?"Stefan, SERIOUSLY? The boy is in so much trouble. (No fic is complete without referencing Damon's OCD cleaning tendencies, NO FIC. Just as no Caroline fic is complete without, in C Minor. Hee ( ... )
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It's a little scary, if any of them are being perfectly honest. Which they rarely are, but, still.
"Which one of you did this?" Damon asks menacingly, hands in pockets that may or may not contain a stake. With him it's always best to err on the side of caution.
Okay, so she's not really going to tell on Stefan. She doesn't want to be that girl.
"Do you know how many boxes of detergent it's going to take to get the bloodstains out?" the veins under his eyes pop out, "None. Because the bloodstains won't come out."
"Stefan did it," she says simply. Screw being that girl. After all, she gets her survival instincts from the best. The woman currently lounging behind Damon in nothing more than her skin ( ... )
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CANNOT FUCKING EVEN.
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"Dibs on --" starts Katherine, but the brothers chorus a weary, "We know."
HAHAHA, KATHERINE, QUEEN OF MY HEART <3
Caroline hears Katherine sigh, "I don't know what we're going to do with that girl." "Well, obviously, we could just kill her." "DIBS."
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The light snaps on, just as she finally manages to sling the rucksack over her back.
Oh, man.
“Where are you going,” Damon asks calmly. calm/ kä(l)m / n / The absence of violent or confrontational activity within a place or group. Okay, so maybe that isn’t the right word exactly.
“Out?” she tries.
“This is an intervention,” Stefan shrugs, raising his bare arm in a gesture of indifference. Or it could be the severed arm of the dead guy on the floor. She has excellent eyesight, but in the dark it’s still kind of hard to tell.
Caroline looks at them suspiciously, “then why aren’t you wearing any clothes.”
“This is a special sort of intervention.” Katherine adds.
“Oh my god, this is an orgy, isn’t it? You guys were just doing it. Oh my god.”
“You don’t get to join in.” Damon says firmly, “that is your punishment for your unacceptable behavior at dinner today.”
Okay, she so totally does not want to join in. Ew, “I so totally do not want to join in. Ew. Like I would ever let you touch me ( ... )
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Caroline trying to run away and Damon and Katherine pulling the parents act on her and Stefan snarking about You're making them fight and Damon outraged it's HIS daughter now, "You're the one who smothered her with a fucking pillow" is absolutely priceless. You're killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Asljdsljdslds.
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NO PRESSURE, OF COURSE.
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*staaaares at swirly circles and suddenly has urge to write to crackfic*
;D LOL, but no seeeeriously, think I'll tryyyy and give this a shot when I take a break from getting some stuff done, heh
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