Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 22 2011, 08:07:50 UTC
OUR life choices definitely. THIS THREAD IS RIDICULOUS NOW I KNOW. But it involves daddy!Damon and grandmother!Katherine and chewy!Stefan (I love how he basically just sits around eating people in these) and bb girl!Caroline AND WHY ISN'T THIS A SPIN OFF ALREADY?
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 22 2011, 08:10:55 UTC
Also; about the killing thing; vampires become 'parents' by basically killing the person, as opposed to, y'know GIVING LIFE. So dyfunctionality is ingrained, and we cannot be blamed too much for exploiting it *nods* /things I say to make myself feel better.
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinoryoucallitwinterNovember 22 2011, 08:40:48 UTC
Are you deliberately doing this to me? Now, how can I NOT be writing thinking about all of these scenarios. OMG DAMON AND KATHERINE AND THE MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR NEEDS TO HAPPEN ASAP. And Stefan would kind of eat everyone on his paper route and then put the bodies back together and give the paper in for recycling, you know it.
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C Minordante_kentNovember 21 2011, 23:09:54 UTC
YOU. THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. Stefan/Pointing out euphemisms = my new OTP. THERE MUST BE AN ICON FOR THIS.
"Do you know how many boxes of detergent it's going to take to get the bloodstains out?" the veins under his eyes pop out, "None. Because the bloodstains won't come out."
Neatfreak!Damon is SO frustrated - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. Evil does not necessitate sloppiness, ok? OK, STEFAN?
Also, you totally slipped my Brothership in there. Damon totally sides with Stefan because they're the Salvatores and they're like that. IN ALL FORMS.
Caroline looks at them suspiciously, “then why aren’t you wearing any clothes.”
“This is a special sort of intervention.” Katherine adds.
This is the best family of all families.
“My daughter,” he says in outrage, “She’s my daughter now? It takes two, Katherine. You’re the one who smothered her with a fucking pillow.
I LOVE YOU. That is all.
I am officially Team Pierceatorebes. Well, maybe we can work on the name. The sentiment remains.
Re: Where The Heart Is, in C MinorwaltzmatildahNovember 22 2011, 03:21:57 UTC
I was about to write my own comment but really? THIS! Everything that has been said here is my opinion only written much more succinctly and with more flair than I could have managed so... THIS!
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"Do you know how many boxes of detergent it's going to take to get the bloodstains out?" the veins under his eyes pop out, "None. Because the bloodstains won't come out."
Neatfreak!Damon is SO frustrated - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. Evil does not necessitate sloppiness, ok? OK, STEFAN?
Also, you totally slipped my Brothership in there. Damon totally sides with Stefan because they're the Salvatores and they're like that. IN ALL FORMS.
Caroline looks at them suspiciously, “then why aren’t you wearing any clothes.”
“This is a special sort of intervention.” Katherine adds.
This is the best family of all families.
“My daughter,” he says in outrage, “She’s my daughter now? It takes two, Katherine. You’re the one who smothered her with a fucking pillow.
I LOVE YOU. That is all.
I am officially Team Pierceatorebes. Well, maybe we can work on the name. The sentiment remains.
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(especially: Team Peirceatorebes)
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