Comments | you_run_i_chase: 50: You have got to be kidding.

you_run_i_chase

50: You have got to be kidding.

Jul 12, 2010 03:00

No. No. [A clang here, because Parker has thrown the communicator where it bounced against her bed, giving a sideways view of Parker in a now too tight (and torn) suit. When she speaks, it's in an angry, smarmy tone.]

No. No. You have got to be fucking kidding me. After the fucking fear gas, now this. No. Fuck. Anyone but him[Parker screams for ( Read more... )

but when it is, parker has a gun and a bad idea, parker hates everyone, parker hates the barge, nothing in my life is about jarod ever

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She'd know that swearing anywhere! gotgirlballs July 12 2010, 07:04:39 UTC

Calm the hell down, everyone's dealing with this shit.

you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 07:12:41 UTC

Fuck you. I'm Jarod!

A canon term I fear nobody will get :c gotgirlballs July 12 2010, 07:18:54 UTC

And I'm the guy I let set up camp on my island! Which, by the way, was clearly the worst decision I've ever made!

Wait. Why didn't you turn into your fiance?

Don't know it, sorry!-Also, oh Parker so much simplifying. you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:32:43 UTC

I don't fucking know!

Why the fuck would I turn into the creepy fucker who's stalking me? Who never leaves me alone and who invades every aspect of my fucking life?

I need booze, Denise, and I can't go to the fucking pub for it.

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[Video] a_bit_put_upon July 12 2010, 07:16:49 UTC

[And only because he recognises the room in the video can he make a guess. Have a somewhat regal-looking woman with a concerned expression.]

Miss Parker...? Please don't bring harm to yourself. Is there anything I can do for you? Er... realistically, that is.

[Voice.]-Angry, but not her normal hissy-spitty angry. you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:33:50 UTC

I'm not bringing harm to myself. I'm fucking bringing harm to him.

Who the fuck is this?

[Voice.] a_bit_put_upon July 12 2010, 16:41:45 UTC

I'm the Doctor. And if you can feel what you're doing, then it's your own self you're hurting.

[Voice.] you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 17:34:48 UTC

You turned into a woman?

Fuck. Fucking Jarod.

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doctor_j_crane July 12 2010, 07:52:04 UTC

Imagine that. And here I was thinking that the Admiral didn't have a sense of humor.

you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:34:06 UTC

Fuck you, Crane.

doctor_j_crane July 13 2010, 00:14:31 UTC

So eloquent. Did you practice that, or have a flash of inspiration?

you_run_i_chase July 13 2010, 02:41:28 UTC

Are you currently still residing in zero?

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easy_aspie July 12 2010, 10:52:29 UTC

Hey, take it easy on the furniture there. It hasn't done anything to hurt you. Or maybe it has, I dunno, but, um. What I mean to say is... sorry you got the short end of this stick. Flood. Thing.

It'll all be over soon?

you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:34:45 UTC

Would you rather I took it out on someone fucking else?

Not fucking soon enough.

easy_aspie July 12 2010, 21:26:03 UTC

No. On second thought... ignore what I said. Have at the furniture. It probably deserved it anyway.

you_run_i_chase July 13 2010, 02:42:47 UTC

God damn it, Ned, don't fucking do that. Why aren't you pissed about this. Didn't you fucking change too?

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Private/Voice gotgreenmagic July 12 2010, 11:35:56 UTC

You're not kidding.

I hate this.

Private/Voice-Oh Shego. you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:35:55 UTC

God. It's like the Admiral decided to have fucking masochist hour. What the fuck?

I fucking hate this too.

How are you holding up, Green?

Private/Voice gotgreenmagic July 12 2010, 16:37:56 UTC

Not great.

...

Not at all, really.

Private/Voice you_run_i_chase July 12 2010, 16:51:59 UTC

Me either.

Fuck this fucking place.

When I get clothing, drinking?

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