[Denise was here for the last animal flood, and has taken the same form. Gander at the grey chinchilla chilling out in a heap of clothing that she was wearing before she turned into an animal. She speaks, and unlike Amanda, she can be understood by animals and normal Barge denizens alike ( Read more... )

[Who's that reclining mannishly in a chair and regarding the camera with a look of not giving a single fuck? It's Denise, of course! She looks a little older than she was last time she was here, which makes sense, given how long she's been gone.]

Guess who's back to warden another lucky inmate?

[She hooks a thumb at herself.]

That's right, bitches: ( Read more... )

User Name/Nick: Amanda
User LJ: On file
AIM/IM: On file
E-mail: On file
Other Characters: Amanda Young

Character Name: Dr. Denise Mahoney
Series: Scrubs
Age: 27 32
From When?: After the season 9 episode "Our New Girl-Bro"  Several years after the point I originally played her from, so post-canon.

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[Denise is once again reclining mannishly in a chair and sipping a beer.]

Okay, I know I said I was gonna stick around and terrorize you guys with Parker, but I recently realized something: I wouldn't give a shit about whoever I got assigned to next. Seriously, I look at the inmates here and all I can focus on are the serial killers, whackjob ( Read more... )

[Denise is leaning back in a chair, drinking a beer and grinning.]

Hey, guess who's the greatest warden ever?

[She hooks a thumb at herself.]

This chick right here.

[She takes a swig of her drink in the least ladylike way possible.]

For those who don't already know, Parker graduated. The one who can run absurdly well in heels, not that new blonde girl ( Read more... )

[Denise is clearly livid. This flood has basically eliminated her only method of conversing with people--insults--and left her unable to be blunt and rude to people. Basically, it's the worst anything ever for her. She's being careful right now, but will be throwing unintentional compliments left and right if anyone tries to provoke her.]

This is a ( Read more... )

Y'know, this would be a lot freakier if I'd ever met my mom. I've only seen her in pictures, so--lit--wea--

[Static interrupts completely here.]

--like she's coming ba--f-r--venge. She wanted another ki--

[More static.]

--fault she hemorrha--shing me out of--er vag.

[She sighs irritatedly.]

Hey Parker, you any closer to bailing me out or what?

I hate this stupid flood. It's fucking retarded, is what it is. I'm supposed to tell the truth whenever someone asks me? Yeah right.

[And here she goes, saying things she didn't intend to. This is what you get for asking yourself questions in public during a truth flood, Denise.]

I can't even be open with my family, much less you assholes. I hate ( Read more... )

[Denise is wearing a tank top, and her bare arms are covered in red patches of irritation. She's scratching them almost incessantly and is yelling angrily at everyone who sees this.]

Which one of you little shits slipped poison ivy between my sheets?! I'm gonna find you and beat your stupid face in!

[Then she narrows her eyes.]

Or was it you, Squinty ( Read more... )

I am going to tear off J.D.'s head and shove it up Turk's ass for this. No--scratch that. Turk might enjoy it. Nail gun to the face, both of 'em.

[Drew!Denise throws up her hands in a 'fuck it' gesture and yells:]

I LIKED BEING AN ISLAND, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!