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000 // HMD
Ned: I hate secrets, too.
Chuck: What? You love secrets; you want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
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020 // TRIUMPHANT RETURN. Except not really.
I'm back. Um. If anyone needs anything, you know how to get a hold of me. Otherwise, I'm... gonna be taking it easy for a few days. What with - y'know. Flood stuff.
[Private to Hayley]
I'm - Sorry I disappeared there. If I'd known, I would've... I don't know, warned you, or. Had someone look out for you, while I was gone. How are things? -
019 // Voice
[A series of loud female screams in the background, punctuated by static. Ned's voice wavers, and his breath hitches as if he's on the verge of tears.]
... H-hayley? ----yone?
--- want to ----- home.
Please.
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018 // Video - TRUTH OR TRUTH.
[Ned peeks around shiftily. He regards the camera suspiciously]
It's... quiet. Normal.
This is weird. Right? Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this is a weird flood. I mean, usually it's full-on chaos and like, animals and babies and crying and liquor and stuff by this point.
M-maybe most of us got passed over this time?
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017 // ER UM SO.
People who made shirts and dream-catchers and stuff: tell me you got to hang onto them. Some of you guys made some pretty awesome stuff. Well, um. As teenagers, we thought so, anyway. That was actually kind of a fun flood all things considered. I mean, I don't know about the rest of you, but I had a good time.
Everyone make it through all right?
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016 // So chipper it hurts
Hi, campers! I'm Ned, and I'll be supervising the Arts & Crafts Cabin. I know not everyone's a fan of - y'know, the wilderness and archery and swimming and that kind of stuff. I just wanted you all to know that everyone's welcome here, and you can stay for as long as you'd like. (Er - well, until five, when I close up, anyway ( Read more... ) -
015 // Voice - You and me and the zombie girlfriend makes three
Hi. So, er.
If you need men's clothes, I - this is Ned, by the way - I have plenty to share.
Everyone, are we all... okay? I know some people've found themselves in, um. Less-than-ideal vessels. -
014 // PIE SHIIIIIIIFT
So... I've been thinking. I bake, right? And so, um. Right now it's kind of just - when I can get a bit of space in the oven, or when someone asks for something special. But I thought - I mean, this place could use a little more sweetness, I figure. It certainly couldn't hurt.
So I was wondering, what if I made this a regular thing? Pie-shift? Or ( Read more... ) -
013 // Video
[The feed switches on. The device is obviously on the floor. Very, very close to the camera, a tiny whisker-edged nose twitches rapidly. Ned pulls back slightly, revealing two very large, very dark eyes. He blinks, then nudges at the communicator with a little paw. His extremely eloquent statement sounds similar to both humans and animals]
EEP!
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012 // Ellipses abound!
[Private to Haley]
... This is unexpected.