I went to the surgeons office today and I weighed in at 168. I have exactly 28 lbs left and I'll have lost exactly 100 lbs from my heighest weight ever. That's enough to get my exhausted, lazy, whiny ass to the gym every day. Just not today.

There's something just not right about finding your kindergarten teacher on myspace ( Read more... )

I am a sick compulsive bastard. Today I spent over $180 on new plugs. They're all silicone from Kaos in emerald green, red, white, pink/black swirl, blurple, hot pink, royal blue, etc. Now that I don't hate clothes shopping, I want a big enough variety of plugs to go with all my clothes instead of wearing the same black wooden ones. I'm a douche I ( Read more... )

( Whateva whateva I do what I want )

( Okay so the one Asian guy I was ever with had a dick the size of my pinkie but whatever...... )

So I had the surgery on Dec. 8th. My first day I threw up blood on several lovely occassions... the smell of medicine or whatever it was mixed with blood was unreal. I had been on morphine and when it wore off the nurses naturally were all on lunch and I screamed and cried and slammed the button for anyone to come in and help me and this little old ( Read more... )

( Don't be a hater. )

But for now I just have to mention the fact that I had no idea that I was 5'3 and not 5'4. It says 5'4 on my license and everything. I've been the same height since I was like... 8. But apparently it was all a lie.

Nevermind going back to FYE. It wasnt going to work out with my availability and its probably better that way. I guess for once itll be nice to just do one job and not rush from shift to shift and barely sleep. At least for right now anyway ( Read more... )

I saw this coming, but Tony finally quit FYE. So now Bob is fucked and he has to take over the store. So naturally, I get the call to come back ( Read more... )