Two posts in one day, but these things made me smile:
I was washing dishes and I clank this porcelain bowl against a porcelain plate (part of my mommy's priceless collection) loudly together by accident:
Dad: That's not how you break it. You use a hammer.
Me: Yeah, sorry, I'm working on it.
Dad: Okay, just letting you know.
Me: Thanks for the advice,
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