the seme handbook.
→ the seme handbook (part two).
yunho/jaejoong.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one
as yunho rubs his head and picks himself up, he begins to grin once more and he grabs the book again. he's practically drowning in the words.
chapter three: communicating with your beloved uke.
how to talk to your uke without the use of aggressive words and showing them you care.
ukes are normally very timid and shy, so try to not act too forcefully on them. try your best to keep your emotions and sexual drive in check, as an outburst of that nature could very well scare your uke away, making it harder for the two of you to communicate with each other. as a seme, you must show power over your uke and also over your consciousness.
when speaking informally with your uke, try to use words which make them feel safe and loved.
such as this: 'how was your day ____? i already made dinner, so don't stress yourself out too much, okay? let's have a nice, quiet meal together, okay?'
while saying a line such as this, try inserting a smile between a pause of the sentence. your uke will most likely feel loved and cared for, and will gradually come to open up more to you. try not to use aggressive words when speaking to your uke, if so, your uke will close their feelings up and it will take longer for you to understand them and make them feel loved.
yunho nods as he flips the page.
'this book is so smart!'
('yunho, i'm home!'
yunho turns his head from the television and he sees jaejoong in a crisp suit, and his hair gently combed down. he stands up and begins to butterfly kiss jaejoong's neck. jaejoong moans and tries to squirm away, but yunho wraps his arms around jaejoong's slender waist.
'come on jaejoong, how about one round before dinner?'
yunho smirks as he licks the shell of jaejoong's right ear. jaejoong can feel his knees go weak as he pushes yunho away.
'not now yunho..'
jaejoong messes up his hair as he walks back to their bedroom.)
yunho jumps up off the couch as he suddenly remembers that day.
'wait...if jaejoong said that he didn't want it that night...did that actually mean that he did want it..?'
yunho frantically turns back to the first chapter and he reads it clear as day.
not now/not here = fuck me.
yunho nods as he realizes that he must have made jaejoong sad by not fucking him that night. yunho grins as he picks up a piece of paper from a nearby drawer and a pencil to write with.
jung yunho's awesome plan to a super duper fantastic romance afternoon.
1. kiss jaejoong.
2. shower with jaejoong.
3. fuck jaejoong (round one).
4. fuck jaejoong (round two).
5. fuck jaejoong (round three).
yunho growls as he crumples up the paper and throws it into a wastebasket near the edge of the table.
'damn it yunho, no more sex!'
yunho stops for a minute as he just realizes what he said. he takes a deep breath and the apartment is filled with silence. just a few seconds after, a hearty laughter fills the air and yunho's already crying and complaining of how much his stomach hurts. he stops laughing after a few minutes as he wipes the tears from his eyes.
'okay, seriously now. no more sex with jaejoong, i should just follow the book, it's been right up until now, so it should be right the rest of the way.'
he flips back to the page he was at before and begins to read once more.
chapter four: your uke's eating habits.
how to make sure they're eating healthy and at the same time, keeping themselves sexy.
as an uke, they will probably feel a great deal of stress to keep themselves in shape, not only for themselves, but mostly for you, the seme. ukes normally eat every less compared to what a seme eats, not just because of the body build, but because they like to stay slim so they fit in the hold of your arms. ukes enjoy feeling loved, such as being held in their seme's arms, and for that to be so, their build would have to be much smaller than the seme's.
ukes tend to not eat much and keep their weight in check, however, that is not always the best option, considering it health-wise. you should try to get your uke to eat a bit more, as not eating enough is never good for their health and it would most likely result in illness and/or eating disorders. never tell your uke that he is eating too much, your uke would most likely become emotional and they would close up their feelings to you, making it harder for you to get to understand them. telling your uke that he is eating too much would upset them, something that neither of you two want, most likely.
try to help your uke with his eating habits by taking an interest in the items he eats, and monitor his eating habits. try packing a lunch for him in the afternoon and cooking dinner once in awhile during the evening. not only will this help to monitor your uke's eating habits, it will also show them that you care.
yunho begins to chuckle as he kisses the book and presses it to his chest. yunho then blinks once, then twice before rushing over to the phone.
'hello?'
'junsu! you need to come over to my apartment right now! like right now!'
'..why yunho?'
'just do it! you love yoochun, don't you?'
'well...yeah of course i do, but what does that have to do with anything..?'
'if you love him, then you'll come over! i'll be waiting!'
yunho hangs up as he holds the book up in the air.
'oh junsu, just wait until you see what gold this book has!'
yunho yawns before he drops the book. he lays down on the couch and curls up into a cushion.
'just...a short nap..'
his words slowly turn into gently snores as he drifts off to sleep.
('oh yunho...yunho..'
yunho blinks a couple of times before his eyes can see clearly. he opens his eyes wide and he can see jaejoong wearing nothing but his boxers. yunho jumps up and before he even notices it, he's practically drooling.
'jaejoong...w-why are you practically naked?'
jaejoong moans as yunho can hear vibrations coming from his hips. jaejoong's knees go weak as he falls to the floor. his cheeks are perfectly pink and his nipples look like they've been sucked raw. yunho turns his head to jaejoong's back and jaejoong's hands are tied up.
'd-don't you remember? y-you left me like this and you said for me to wait until you woke up..'
it takes yunho awhile to figure out what's going on, but soon after, he has a sly grin on his face. he stands up from the bed and walks over to jaejoong and roughly pulls off his boxers to reveal a blue vibrator in jaejoong's ass. yunho pushes it in deeper and jaejoong's already reduced to only moans.
yunho presses his lips to jaejoong's and he's smirking. he pulls away and looks at jaejoong, he looks so cute and desperate, yunho just wants to tease him all night long.
he sucks on jaejoong's nipple as he continues to push the vibrator deeper and deeper into jaejoong's ass until he finds jaejoong's favorite spot. yunho only has to push it in once more before jaejoong cries out like a baby for its rattle.
's-so..good...'
yunho grins before licking jaejoong's lips. his hand's pinching jaejoong's nipples and jaejoong swears that he's going to go crazy. jaejoong moans again before yunho finally decides to relieve his lover.
'tell me what you want jaejoong.'
jaejoong takes a gulp as his cheeks redden.
'f..fuck me..'
yunho smiles before kissing jaejoong gently on his cheek.
'gladly.'
yunho unzips his pants but just then, he hears a knock at the door.)
'yunho! yunho!'
yunho slowly opens his eyes as he notices that jaejoong is nowhere in sight and he's laying down on the couch.
'damn it, just a dream..'
'jung yunho, open the door! you call me here and don't even open the door for me?!'
yunho stands up as he scratches his head, making his way for the door.
a/n: guess who the seme is in junsu/yoochun (:
yunho/jaejoong.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one
as yunho rubs his head and picks himself up, he begins to grin once more and he grabs the book again. he's practically drowning in the words.
chapter three: communicating with your beloved uke.
how to talk to your uke without the use of aggressive words and showing them you care.
ukes are normally very timid and shy, so try to not act too forcefully on them. try your best to keep your emotions and sexual drive in check, as an outburst of that nature could very well scare your uke away, making it harder for the two of you to communicate with each other. as a seme, you must show power over your uke and also over your consciousness.
when speaking informally with your uke, try to use words which make them feel safe and loved.
such as this: 'how was your day ____? i already made dinner, so don't stress yourself out too much, okay? let's have a nice, quiet meal together, okay?'
while saying a line such as this, try inserting a smile between a pause of the sentence. your uke will most likely feel loved and cared for, and will gradually come to open up more to you. try not to use aggressive words when speaking to your uke, if so, your uke will close their feelings up and it will take longer for you to understand them and make them feel loved.
yunho nods as he flips the page.
'this book is so smart!'
('yunho, i'm home!'
yunho turns his head from the television and he sees jaejoong in a crisp suit, and his hair gently combed down. he stands up and begins to butterfly kiss jaejoong's neck. jaejoong moans and tries to squirm away, but yunho wraps his arms around jaejoong's slender waist.
'come on jaejoong, how about one round before dinner?'
yunho smirks as he licks the shell of jaejoong's right ear. jaejoong can feel his knees go weak as he pushes yunho away.
'not now yunho..'
jaejoong messes up his hair as he walks back to their bedroom.)
yunho jumps up off the couch as he suddenly remembers that day.
'wait...if jaejoong said that he didn't want it that night...did that actually mean that he did want it..?'
yunho frantically turns back to the first chapter and he reads it clear as day.
not now/not here = fuck me.
yunho nods as he realizes that he must have made jaejoong sad by not fucking him that night. yunho grins as he picks up a piece of paper from a nearby drawer and a pencil to write with.
jung yunho's awesome plan to a super duper fantastic romance afternoon.
1. kiss jaejoong.
2. shower with jaejoong.
3. fuck jaejoong (round one).
4. fuck jaejoong (round two).
5. fuck jaejoong (round three).
yunho growls as he crumples up the paper and throws it into a wastebasket near the edge of the table.
'damn it yunho, no more sex!'
yunho stops for a minute as he just realizes what he said. he takes a deep breath and the apartment is filled with silence. just a few seconds after, a hearty laughter fills the air and yunho's already crying and complaining of how much his stomach hurts. he stops laughing after a few minutes as he wipes the tears from his eyes.
'okay, seriously now. no more sex with jaejoong, i should just follow the book, it's been right up until now, so it should be right the rest of the way.'
he flips back to the page he was at before and begins to read once more.
chapter four: your uke's eating habits.
how to make sure they're eating healthy and at the same time, keeping themselves sexy.
as an uke, they will probably feel a great deal of stress to keep themselves in shape, not only for themselves, but mostly for you, the seme. ukes normally eat every less compared to what a seme eats, not just because of the body build, but because they like to stay slim so they fit in the hold of your arms. ukes enjoy feeling loved, such as being held in their seme's arms, and for that to be so, their build would have to be much smaller than the seme's.
ukes tend to not eat much and keep their weight in check, however, that is not always the best option, considering it health-wise. you should try to get your uke to eat a bit more, as not eating enough is never good for their health and it would most likely result in illness and/or eating disorders. never tell your uke that he is eating too much, your uke would most likely become emotional and they would close up their feelings to you, making it harder for you to get to understand them. telling your uke that he is eating too much would upset them, something that neither of you two want, most likely.
try to help your uke with his eating habits by taking an interest in the items he eats, and monitor his eating habits. try packing a lunch for him in the afternoon and cooking dinner once in awhile during the evening. not only will this help to monitor your uke's eating habits, it will also show them that you care.
yunho begins to chuckle as he kisses the book and presses it to his chest. yunho then blinks once, then twice before rushing over to the phone.
'hello?'
'junsu! you need to come over to my apartment right now! like right now!'
'..why yunho?'
'just do it! you love yoochun, don't you?'
'well...yeah of course i do, but what does that have to do with anything..?'
'if you love him, then you'll come over! i'll be waiting!'
yunho hangs up as he holds the book up in the air.
'oh junsu, just wait until you see what gold this book has!'
yunho yawns before he drops the book. he lays down on the couch and curls up into a cushion.
'just...a short nap..'
his words slowly turn into gently snores as he drifts off to sleep.
('oh yunho...yunho..'
yunho blinks a couple of times before his eyes can see clearly. he opens his eyes wide and he can see jaejoong wearing nothing but his boxers. yunho jumps up and before he even notices it, he's practically drooling.
'jaejoong...w-why are you practically naked?'
jaejoong moans as yunho can hear vibrations coming from his hips. jaejoong's knees go weak as he falls to the floor. his cheeks are perfectly pink and his nipples look like they've been sucked raw. yunho turns his head to jaejoong's back and jaejoong's hands are tied up.
'd-don't you remember? y-you left me like this and you said for me to wait until you woke up..'
it takes yunho awhile to figure out what's going on, but soon after, he has a sly grin on his face. he stands up from the bed and walks over to jaejoong and roughly pulls off his boxers to reveal a blue vibrator in jaejoong's ass. yunho pushes it in deeper and jaejoong's already reduced to only moans.
yunho presses his lips to jaejoong's and he's smirking. he pulls away and looks at jaejoong, he looks so cute and desperate, yunho just wants to tease him all night long.
he sucks on jaejoong's nipple as he continues to push the vibrator deeper and deeper into jaejoong's ass until he finds jaejoong's favorite spot. yunho only has to push it in once more before jaejoong cries out like a baby for its rattle.
's-so..good...'
yunho grins before licking jaejoong's lips. his hand's pinching jaejoong's nipples and jaejoong swears that he's going to go crazy. jaejoong moans again before yunho finally decides to relieve his lover.
'tell me what you want jaejoong.'
jaejoong takes a gulp as his cheeks redden.
'f..fuck me..'
yunho smiles before kissing jaejoong gently on his cheek.
'gladly.'
yunho unzips his pants but just then, he hears a knock at the door.)
'yunho! yunho!'
yunho slowly opens his eyes as he notices that jaejoong is nowhere in sight and he's laying down on the couch.
'damn it, just a dream..'
'jung yunho, open the door! you call me here and don't even open the door for me?!'
yunho stands up as he scratches his head, making his way for the door.
a/n: guess who the seme is in junsu/yoochun (: