the seme handbook.
→ the seme handbook (part one).
yunho/jaejoong.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
the seme handbook: all you need to know about your precious uke.
yunho opens the book and as he begins to read, he situates on the couch, unknowing that he's entire being is being drawn into the book. he remembers a couple of days ago when he walked past a street vendor.
('you look like you're having some love troubles young man.'
yunho turns his head and looks at the man sitting at the small cart on the sidewalk. he calls him a 'young man', yet he looks the same age as yunho. yunho grins and replies.
'well, what do you think you should do?'
the vendor smirks and hands yunho a book.
'here, take this. i'm sure that it will solve all your woes.'
yunho takes the book and stares at the vendor, but all he does is smile. yunho walks away with the book in hand, as the vendor grins slyly.)
chapter one: the uke-tionary.
the sure-fire way to understand every word that escapes your delectable uke's lips.
no, i don't want to = fuck me.
not now/not here = fuck me.
don't touch me = fuck me.
i'm sleepy = fuck me.
good morning = fuck me.
what would you like for dinner? = fuck me.
i love you = fuck me.
i hate you = fuck me hard.
yunho reads on, with a cup of coffee in his hands. as he brings it up to his mouth to take a sip, there's a knock at the door. he sets the book down on the table along with his cup, yunho walks over to open the door and all that's there is a package. yunho pokes his head out of the doorway, looking at both sides of the hallway, but there's nobody in sight. yunho only shrugs as he brings the package in.
he sets it on the table beside the book and he reads the sender's name.
'kim jaejoong..'
yunho opens the package to reveal a teddy bear holding a card. he takes the bear out and he begins to read the card.
'hi yunho, how have you been? i'll be back in about three more days, so don't worry. the business meeting went well here and everything is set for the contract signing next week. i hope that the time i was gone, you didn't find someone new...i...really missed you yunho...well, anyway, i'll be back soon.'
yunho sets the card down and the box as he clears the table. he takes out a piece of paper from a nearby drawer and he grabs a pencil.
jung yunho's plan to a perfect evening.
yunho smiles as he thinks about all the things he's going to do with jaejoong when he gets back.
1. sex.
2. sex.
3. sex.
4. sex.
yunho's face goes pale as he crumples up the paper and throws it into a corner of the room. he slaps himself as he tugs on his hair.
'no, no! what am i doing? i've got to be a better man, someone deserving of jaejoong..'
his eyes slowly slide over to the book and without hesitation, he picks it up and begins to read chapter two.
chapter two: your uke's fashion choices.
as a seme, you must make sure that you hold a strong bond with your uke. never let him choose his own clothes when going out. ukes are usually very friendly, so unconsciously, their clothes normally attract others to them, just as you are drawn to them.
here is one simple rule for when you two are together alone, either in a room or a house.
because you are the seme, when in the privacy of your own home, you must wear the pants. if you two have just had sex, your uke should wear your shirt. the uke should be wearing your shirt because if not, his luscious pink nipples would overwhelm you, and that would scare your uke away. you would also not want to wear a shirt around your uke because even though they say they don't want it, they are usually aroused once they see their seme in such a manner.
yunho nods as he takes another sip of coffee, by now, it's practically lukewarm. yunho notices as he reads more and more into the book, it makes more and more sense to him. he smiles before setting the book back down on the table. he stands up as he puts his foot on the table. he pumps a fist up into the air with a slightly childish grin on his face, yet, shortly after, it becomes the devious grin of a man longing for sex from his lover.
'kim jaejoong, i shall make you mine!'
he chuckles heartily as his foot slips and he falls off the table.
yunho/jaejoong.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
the seme handbook: all you need to know about your precious uke.
yunho opens the book and as he begins to read, he situates on the couch, unknowing that he's entire being is being drawn into the book. he remembers a couple of days ago when he walked past a street vendor.
('you look like you're having some love troubles young man.'
yunho turns his head and looks at the man sitting at the small cart on the sidewalk. he calls him a 'young man', yet he looks the same age as yunho. yunho grins and replies.
'well, what do you think you should do?'
the vendor smirks and hands yunho a book.
'here, take this. i'm sure that it will solve all your woes.'
yunho takes the book and stares at the vendor, but all he does is smile. yunho walks away with the book in hand, as the vendor grins slyly.)
chapter one: the uke-tionary.
the sure-fire way to understand every word that escapes your delectable uke's lips.
no, i don't want to = fuck me.
not now/not here = fuck me.
don't touch me = fuck me.
i'm sleepy = fuck me.
good morning = fuck me.
what would you like for dinner? = fuck me.
i love you = fuck me.
i hate you = fuck me hard.
yunho reads on, with a cup of coffee in his hands. as he brings it up to his mouth to take a sip, there's a knock at the door. he sets the book down on the table along with his cup, yunho walks over to open the door and all that's there is a package. yunho pokes his head out of the doorway, looking at both sides of the hallway, but there's nobody in sight. yunho only shrugs as he brings the package in.
he sets it on the table beside the book and he reads the sender's name.
'kim jaejoong..'
yunho opens the package to reveal a teddy bear holding a card. he takes the bear out and he begins to read the card.
'hi yunho, how have you been? i'll be back in about three more days, so don't worry. the business meeting went well here and everything is set for the contract signing next week. i hope that the time i was gone, you didn't find someone new...i...really missed you yunho...well, anyway, i'll be back soon.'
yunho sets the card down and the box as he clears the table. he takes out a piece of paper from a nearby drawer and he grabs a pencil.
jung yunho's plan to a perfect evening.
yunho smiles as he thinks about all the things he's going to do with jaejoong when he gets back.
1. sex.
2. sex.
3. sex.
4. sex.
yunho's face goes pale as he crumples up the paper and throws it into a corner of the room. he slaps himself as he tugs on his hair.
'no, no! what am i doing? i've got to be a better man, someone deserving of jaejoong..'
his eyes slowly slide over to the book and without hesitation, he picks it up and begins to read chapter two.
chapter two: your uke's fashion choices.
as a seme, you must make sure that you hold a strong bond with your uke. never let him choose his own clothes when going out. ukes are usually very friendly, so unconsciously, their clothes normally attract others to them, just as you are drawn to them.
here is one simple rule for when you two are together alone, either in a room or a house.
because you are the seme, when in the privacy of your own home, you must wear the pants. if you two have just had sex, your uke should wear your shirt. the uke should be wearing your shirt because if not, his luscious pink nipples would overwhelm you, and that would scare your uke away. you would also not want to wear a shirt around your uke because even though they say they don't want it, they are usually aroused once they see their seme in such a manner.
yunho nods as he takes another sip of coffee, by now, it's practically lukewarm. yunho notices as he reads more and more into the book, it makes more and more sense to him. he smiles before setting the book back down on the table. he stands up as he puts his foot on the table. he pumps a fist up into the air with a slightly childish grin on his face, yet, shortly after, it becomes the devious grin of a man longing for sex from his lover.
'kim jaejoong, i shall make you mine!'
he chuckles heartily as his foot slips and he falls off the table.