the seme handbook.
→ the seme handbook (part three).
yunho/jaejoong, junsu/yoochun.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one/ part two
yunho opens the door and junsu is standing outside with his ass in the cold night air. yunho smiles and politely motions junsu in with his hands, as a host should. the door closes behind them and junsu situates on the couch. yunho sits down alongside him and he notices junsu's quite irritated facial expression he's wearing.
'what's wrong?'
junsu doesn't blink and yunho begins to wonder if junsu is even breathing at all.
'well...you invited me here and you don't even ask me if i would like something to drink?'
'well...i didn't think that i'd need to..'
'well you should have!'
junsu turns his head in a huff as yunho tries to keep his laughter back. junsu turns around with an even more irked expression on his face.
'why are you laughing?'
'because sometimes i really don't understand how you could be the seme.'
junsu bites his tongue as he tries to keep his anger down, but alas, it's to no avail. junsu checks yunho on his cheek as yunho cries out in pain, neihter of them knowing if it were actually a true or false cry of pain. junsu stands up and he's about to make his way for the door when yunho grabs the book and raises it up in front of junsu's face.
'the seme handbook...?'
'yeah yeah! this was what i called you over here for!'
junsu's a bit skeptical at first, but he gradually situates back down onto the couch as yunho begins to explain the book for him.
'so basically, it was written by some pervert and given to you by some random street vendor? and now it's pretty much your sex bible...?'
yunho nods his head as junsu chokes back his laughter.
'hey, don't mock the book junsu, it's all-knowing information on homosexual intercourse is a force to be fearful of! here, i'll read the fifth chapter to you, it's the chapter i stopped at just before you came.'
chapter five: your lovely uke's sex drive.
how to figure out when your uke wants it and how they want it.
typically when ukes truly crave for sexual intercourse, they normally don't state it aloud. whenever ukes want 'it', they would probably keep it to themselves rather than having go through the embarrassment of telling you to fuck them. however, there are some cases where the uke is more demanding than the seme, and in which case, the uke would feel no embarrassment whatsoever toward the matter of sex.
tips to know when your uke wants it:
when your uke wants it, normally they would try acting 'cute' with you, however this is quite rare. normally, whenever ukes want it, they never show it facial, so it's actually quite a challenge. for some ukes, when they want it, they normally blush more than usual and try to ignore the seme. this also however, is not very common among ukes. in reality, it's quite challenging to tell when an uke wants sex other than when it comes to the point where they can't suppress the urge any longer. some semes normally just wait it out until their uke can't handle the urge, because that usually gives them more control over the situation.
junsu nods as he finishes reading the pages and as he looks up, he can see yunho grinning slyly. junsu smiles and his eyes suddenly have the same glint in them as yunho's eyes as well. they two of them stand up and just continue to smile before they two of them raise their hands and give each other an uproarious high-five.
'this is gold yunho!'
yunho grabs the book from junsu's hands as he begins to chuckle softly, the chuckling slowly getting louder and louder.
'oh my dear little kim junsu, you can't even begin to understand this book! although neither can i, but it makes no difference.'
as yunho holds the book in one hand, he suddenly raises the other hand and points his index finger at junsu, he has the same sly grin as just a few minutes ago.
'kim junsu, i have a proposition for you.'
junsu smirks as he begins to rub his chin in a mockingly, interested manner.
'oh, and that is what?'
'i will allow you to borrow this book from me, if, and only if, you help me create a romantic evening plan for me and my precious jaejoong.'
junsu ponders a bit more before he grins and walks over to yunho. the two of them shake hands as yunho walks over to a nearby drawer and grabs a piece of paper and a pencil.
kim junsu's perfect plan to jung yunho's and kim jaejoong's fantastic evening!
1. kiss jaejoong.
2. go out to dinner with jaejoong.
3. footsies with jaejoong under the table.
4. fight with the pompous waiter for honor.
5. drive away with jaejoong as the hero.
6. sex in the car.
yunho grabs junsu's paper and he crumples. yunho throws it into the wastebasket as he turns around to see junsu's shocked face.
'what was that for?! it was the perfect plan!'
yunho sighs as he runs his hand through his hair.
'just as i though, it's no use, you and me, we both practically have the same state of mind.'
junsu nods as he believes what yunho has just said to be true. all the both of them pretty much think about most of the time is sex.
(statistic: males think about sex every seven seconds.)
'okay, well, let's just read the book okay? maybe it'll know what to do..?'
yunho nods and sits down as junsu opens the book back to the page they were at before.
chapter six: your captivating uke's emotions.
taking the time to understand them and know that not everything they think about is sex.
seeing as ukes are seen as the 'girl's of the relationships, their feelings and emotions are closely related to the feelings and emotions of that of a female's. as seen in females, they are normally very sensitive and are very caring, the same pretty much goes for ukes. ukes are very loving and caring, they are normally more attentive to others, such as their seme, rather than themselves. ukes are usually very sensitive and more tender than semes. some ukes cry more easily than others, while some get more emotional than others, such as getting mood swings or things of that nature.
it is also very important to know that ukes do not think about sex as often as a seme does. the sex drive of an uke is quite strong and overwhelming at times (refer back to chapter five), but it does not have to mean that they need sex in order to live. ukes do think about sex, but they do not crave it as much as a seme does, however, they are some that actually do want ot more than their seme does.
it is important to respect your uke's feelings and emotions because some ukes are quite fragile and they close up their feelings and hearts very easily. try to open up your emotions to them first, because then they will know that you trust them with your feelings, and sooner or later, they will also gradually open up to you and learn to trust you in time.
junsu drops the book as he slowly tilts his head up to meet yunho's, noticing that yunho was also tilting his head up as slowly as junsu.
'yunho...'
'junsu...'
the two seem as if they are about to tear up as they jump up into the air and embrace each other like none other every has. the two of them has a line of tears from their eyes as they yell out to the top of the roof.
'i love this book!'
they fall down onto the couch and junsu can feel a vibrating in his pocket. he pulls out his phone and it's yoochun calling.
'ah, i got to go yunho, it's yoochun, he's probably wondering where i went out to this late at night.'
'alright, see you later then.'
junsu walks out of the door as he presses the green answer button on his phone. yunho smiles at the door when he grabs his phone and decides to call jaejoong.
'tomorrow's going to be your birthday, so i'm just going to wish you one a day early, because when you come back to me tomorrow, there won't be anytime for me to wish you a happy birthday.'
yunhno grins slyly as he dials jaejoong's number.
a/n: i have finals (D:) this week, so it'll be hard for me to update this fic, but i'll try my best to (: wish me luck on my finals! ♥
yunho/jaejoong, junsu/yoochun.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one/ part two
yunho opens the door and junsu is standing outside with his ass in the cold night air. yunho smiles and politely motions junsu in with his hands, as a host should. the door closes behind them and junsu situates on the couch. yunho sits down alongside him and he notices junsu's quite irritated facial expression he's wearing.
'what's wrong?'
junsu doesn't blink and yunho begins to wonder if junsu is even breathing at all.
'well...you invited me here and you don't even ask me if i would like something to drink?'
'well...i didn't think that i'd need to..'
'well you should have!'
junsu turns his head in a huff as yunho tries to keep his laughter back. junsu turns around with an even more irked expression on his face.
'why are you laughing?'
'because sometimes i really don't understand how you could be the seme.'
junsu bites his tongue as he tries to keep his anger down, but alas, it's to no avail. junsu checks yunho on his cheek as yunho cries out in pain, neihter of them knowing if it were actually a true or false cry of pain. junsu stands up and he's about to make his way for the door when yunho grabs the book and raises it up in front of junsu's face.
'the seme handbook...?'
'yeah yeah! this was what i called you over here for!'
junsu's a bit skeptical at first, but he gradually situates back down onto the couch as yunho begins to explain the book for him.
'so basically, it was written by some pervert and given to you by some random street vendor? and now it's pretty much your sex bible...?'
yunho nods his head as junsu chokes back his laughter.
'hey, don't mock the book junsu, it's all-knowing information on homosexual intercourse is a force to be fearful of! here, i'll read the fifth chapter to you, it's the chapter i stopped at just before you came.'
chapter five: your lovely uke's sex drive.
how to figure out when your uke wants it and how they want it.
typically when ukes truly crave for sexual intercourse, they normally don't state it aloud. whenever ukes want 'it', they would probably keep it to themselves rather than having go through the embarrassment of telling you to fuck them. however, there are some cases where the uke is more demanding than the seme, and in which case, the uke would feel no embarrassment whatsoever toward the matter of sex.
tips to know when your uke wants it:
when your uke wants it, normally they would try acting 'cute' with you, however this is quite rare. normally, whenever ukes want it, they never show it facial, so it's actually quite a challenge. for some ukes, when they want it, they normally blush more than usual and try to ignore the seme. this also however, is not very common among ukes. in reality, it's quite challenging to tell when an uke wants sex other than when it comes to the point where they can't suppress the urge any longer. some semes normally just wait it out until their uke can't handle the urge, because that usually gives them more control over the situation.
junsu nods as he finishes reading the pages and as he looks up, he can see yunho grinning slyly. junsu smiles and his eyes suddenly have the same glint in them as yunho's eyes as well. they two of them stand up and just continue to smile before they two of them raise their hands and give each other an uproarious high-five.
'this is gold yunho!'
yunho grabs the book from junsu's hands as he begins to chuckle softly, the chuckling slowly getting louder and louder.
'oh my dear little kim junsu, you can't even begin to understand this book! although neither can i, but it makes no difference.'
as yunho holds the book in one hand, he suddenly raises the other hand and points his index finger at junsu, he has the same sly grin as just a few minutes ago.
'kim junsu, i have a proposition for you.'
junsu smirks as he begins to rub his chin in a mockingly, interested manner.
'oh, and that is what?'
'i will allow you to borrow this book from me, if, and only if, you help me create a romantic evening plan for me and my precious jaejoong.'
junsu ponders a bit more before he grins and walks over to yunho. the two of them shake hands as yunho walks over to a nearby drawer and grabs a piece of paper and a pencil.
kim junsu's perfect plan to jung yunho's and kim jaejoong's fantastic evening!
1. kiss jaejoong.
2. go out to dinner with jaejoong.
3. footsies with jaejoong under the table.
4. fight with the pompous waiter for honor.
5. drive away with jaejoong as the hero.
6. sex in the car.
yunho grabs junsu's paper and he crumples. yunho throws it into the wastebasket as he turns around to see junsu's shocked face.
'what was that for?! it was the perfect plan!'
yunho sighs as he runs his hand through his hair.
'just as i though, it's no use, you and me, we both practically have the same state of mind.'
junsu nods as he believes what yunho has just said to be true. all the both of them pretty much think about most of the time is sex.
(statistic: males think about sex every seven seconds.)
'okay, well, let's just read the book okay? maybe it'll know what to do..?'
yunho nods and sits down as junsu opens the book back to the page they were at before.
chapter six: your captivating uke's emotions.
taking the time to understand them and know that not everything they think about is sex.
seeing as ukes are seen as the 'girl's of the relationships, their feelings and emotions are closely related to the feelings and emotions of that of a female's. as seen in females, they are normally very sensitive and are very caring, the same pretty much goes for ukes. ukes are very loving and caring, they are normally more attentive to others, such as their seme, rather than themselves. ukes are usually very sensitive and more tender than semes. some ukes cry more easily than others, while some get more emotional than others, such as getting mood swings or things of that nature.
it is also very important to know that ukes do not think about sex as often as a seme does. the sex drive of an uke is quite strong and overwhelming at times (refer back to chapter five), but it does not have to mean that they need sex in order to live. ukes do think about sex, but they do not crave it as much as a seme does, however, they are some that actually do want ot more than their seme does.
it is important to respect your uke's feelings and emotions because some ukes are quite fragile and they close up their feelings and hearts very easily. try to open up your emotions to them first, because then they will know that you trust them with your feelings, and sooner or later, they will also gradually open up to you and learn to trust you in time.
junsu drops the book as he slowly tilts his head up to meet yunho's, noticing that yunho was also tilting his head up as slowly as junsu.
'yunho...'
'junsu...'
the two seem as if they are about to tear up as they jump up into the air and embrace each other like none other every has. the two of them has a line of tears from their eyes as they yell out to the top of the roof.
'i love this book!'
they fall down onto the couch and junsu can feel a vibrating in his pocket. he pulls out his phone and it's yoochun calling.
'ah, i got to go yunho, it's yoochun, he's probably wondering where i went out to this late at night.'
'alright, see you later then.'
junsu walks out of the door as he presses the green answer button on his phone. yunho smiles at the door when he grabs his phone and decides to call jaejoong.
'tomorrow's going to be your birthday, so i'm just going to wish you one a day early, because when you come back to me tomorrow, there won't be anytime for me to wish you a happy birthday.'
yunhno grins slyly as he dials jaejoong's number.
a/n: i have finals (D:) this week, so it'll be hard for me to update this fic, but i'll try my best to (: wish me luck on my finals! ♥