the seme handbook.
→ the seme handbook (last part).
yunho/jaejoong, junsu/yoochun.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one/ part two/ part three
yunho can hear the dial tone and he smiles before the automated message begins to play. he moves his phone away from his right ear and presses the red 'cancel call' button. he throws his phone onto the floor as he picks up the handbook once more and begins to continue reading from where he had left off.
chapter seven: what type of uke is your uke?
understanding the very misunderstood uke types.
when you look at your uke, does he look like a rough person? an angel? someone who loves to fight? a lover or a hater? these are the questions of which ponder the seme mind. how does one figure out what type of uke your uke truly is?
angel uke:
the angel type uke is someone who is very clam, thoughtful, and loving. an angel uke is very tender and enjoys showering others with love, which in turn makes themselves happy. angel ukes are also the shyest out of the type of ukes. angel ukes cry quite easily and they can also get very emotional, not just crying, but mood swings, rage attacks, and whatnot.
devil uke:
the devil uke type is often very reserved when in public, but once with only his seme, the devil uke will unleash his deepest desires. devil ukes are very sly and seductive, they know how to work their way around an argument and they can easily cry false tears, to win the favor of a situation.
dramatic uke:
the dramatic uke is someone who loves to be tortured and lives as a masochist. the dramatic uke loves to be punished by his seme in ways the norm could never imagine. the dramatic uke loves to cry out during sexual intercourse and they just love the ecstasy feeling of it. they love to be handled roughly by their seme, and are willing to submit to you whenever needed.
innocent uke:
the innocent uke is someone who the seme loves to protect, and someone who loves being held in the comfort, warmth, and safety of his seme's arms. the innocent uke can only think about living a healthy and wonderful life with his seme. innocent ukes normally try to avoid conflicts with others, and their common traits include: shyness, sensitivity, being insecure, and much more along those lines.
as yunho finishes reading the last paragraph of chapter seven, he beings to contemplate which one of these jaejoong really is. he thinks about it for awhile and after awhile, he concludes that jaejoong has to be the devil uke, seeing as he just loves to mess with yunho, and even though he says he doesn't want, he could tease yunho all night long. just then, as yunho is thinking about jaejoong in womans' panties, cat ears and paws, with a cute little tail, there's another knock at the door.
'damn it, who the fuck is knocking on my door this late at night?!'
yunho opens the door to reveal a smiling kim jaejoong. yunho's heart begins to pound faster and harder as he carries jaejoong's bag in and jaejoong takes off his scarf. as jaejoong is about to take off his coat, yunho comes up from behind him and starts to butterfly kiss his neck and ajejoong moans as yunho's skilled fingers work their way down to jaejoong's chest. yunho's fingers pulls jaejoong's shirt off his body to reveal his taut, pink nipples. yunho butterfly kisses jaejoong down to his chest and he starts to suck on the right nipple, then the left.
'y-yunho...i j-just got b-ack..'
'i know, that's why i couldn't wait any longer. seeing you take off that scarf just made me go crazy.'
yunho grins against jaejoong's bare chest as jaejoong moans once more, as yunho's slender fingers make their way down to the rim of jaejoong's pants.
'n..no..y-yunho...'
yunho smiles as he thinks back to the book.
not now/not here = fuck me.
his hand slowly moves down into jaejoong's pants as he's still kissing and sucking jaejoong's nipples. yunho takes his hand out and he can hear jaejoong breathe a sigh of relief, but just as yunho pull the zipper on jaejoong's pants down, he gasps.
'y-yunho..'
'don't worry baby, i'll make this the best night of your life.'
he begins to chuckle as he quickly pulls off jaejoong's boxers to reveal something beautiful. yunho starts out licking it before he begins to suck on it. jaejoong hastily moves his hand up to his mouth to stop himself from moaning.
'n..no yunho...it's dirty..'
yunho chuckles once more before he looks up and their eyes meet. yunho stares straight into jaejoong's eyes, and he blushes furiously.
'if it's you jaejoong, it can't be dirty.'
yunho kisses jaejoong's erection and he flips jaejoong over. he starts to lick jaejoong's bare back and jaejoong shivers softly.
'aw baby, are you cold? don't worry, i'll make it hot soon.'
yunho unzips his pants as jaejoong turns his head back around and takes a glimpse at yunho's erection. he gasps as yunho starts to prepare jaejoong by thrusting in one finger, followed by a second and third.
'y-yunho...you look bigger than when i left..'
yunho grins as he moves down to jaejoong's ear and licks the shell of it. jaejoong moans as yunho blows in jaejoong's ear and whispers.
'don't worry baby, i'm sure that your hole won't be able to get enough of me.'
yunho takes his fingers out and just as fast he he took them out, he thrusts into jaejoong with his erection. jaejoong cries out as the heat is unbearable.
'm...more yunho! s-so g..good!'
yunho grins against jaejoong's shoulder as he thrusts in harder and faster, creating a chorus of pants and moans. just a few more thrusts and yunho hits jaejoong's spot. jaejoong cries out as yunho continues his pace.
's..so good! y-yunho-..!'
jaejoong cries out a few mores times before he can feel it in his lower body.
'y..yunho, i-i'm coming!'
yunho grabs jaejoong's hand and kisses it like a prince does with his lovely princess.
'let's come together baby.'
yunho takes jaejoong's erection in his hand and he begins to pump it. the two of them come, with the pearly white liquid creating a glossy sheen on their bodies, along with the sweat, one would think they were not men, but gods.
as the two of them come down from their high, yunho stands up and pulls on his pants. he looks over at jaejoong as he smiles and jaejoong smiles backs. yunho looks behind the couch for his gift for jaejoong and he grabs it. he holds up a bouqet of gorgeous red roses and presses a kiss to jaejoong's lips.
'happy birthday kim jaejoong.'
jaejoong takes the roses and he smells them as he situates up. he wraps his arms around yunho's shoulders as he looks down behind yunho and sees the book.
''the seme handbook'...? yunho...what is this?'
jaejoong picks the book up as he turns it over and reads the back.
''the seme handbook', written by shim changmin. the sequel of this book, inventively named 'ukes: the true relationship professionals', in bookstore shelves across the country soon.'
by the time jaejoong turns around to ask yunho what is it again, he's long gone.
'oh well.'
jaejoong looks back at the book and he ponders.
'i wonder when 'ukes: the true relationship professionals' will be out..i want to read it..'
a/n: should i write the uke one? i don't know...
yunho/jaejoong, junsu/yoochun.
*locked in: twelve to seventy-two hours.
part one/ part two/ part three
yunho can hear the dial tone and he smiles before the automated message begins to play. he moves his phone away from his right ear and presses the red 'cancel call' button. he throws his phone onto the floor as he picks up the handbook once more and begins to continue reading from where he had left off.
chapter seven: what type of uke is your uke?
understanding the very misunderstood uke types.
when you look at your uke, does he look like a rough person? an angel? someone who loves to fight? a lover or a hater? these are the questions of which ponder the seme mind. how does one figure out what type of uke your uke truly is?
angel uke:
the angel type uke is someone who is very clam, thoughtful, and loving. an angel uke is very tender and enjoys showering others with love, which in turn makes themselves happy. angel ukes are also the shyest out of the type of ukes. angel ukes cry quite easily and they can also get very emotional, not just crying, but mood swings, rage attacks, and whatnot.
devil uke:
the devil uke type is often very reserved when in public, but once with only his seme, the devil uke will unleash his deepest desires. devil ukes are very sly and seductive, they know how to work their way around an argument and they can easily cry false tears, to win the favor of a situation.
dramatic uke:
the dramatic uke is someone who loves to be tortured and lives as a masochist. the dramatic uke loves to be punished by his seme in ways the norm could never imagine. the dramatic uke loves to cry out during sexual intercourse and they just love the ecstasy feeling of it. they love to be handled roughly by their seme, and are willing to submit to you whenever needed.
innocent uke:
the innocent uke is someone who the seme loves to protect, and someone who loves being held in the comfort, warmth, and safety of his seme's arms. the innocent uke can only think about living a healthy and wonderful life with his seme. innocent ukes normally try to avoid conflicts with others, and their common traits include: shyness, sensitivity, being insecure, and much more along those lines.
as yunho finishes reading the last paragraph of chapter seven, he beings to contemplate which one of these jaejoong really is. he thinks about it for awhile and after awhile, he concludes that jaejoong has to be the devil uke, seeing as he just loves to mess with yunho, and even though he says he doesn't want, he could tease yunho all night long. just then, as yunho is thinking about jaejoong in womans' panties, cat ears and paws, with a cute little tail, there's another knock at the door.
'damn it, who the fuck is knocking on my door this late at night?!'
yunho opens the door to reveal a smiling kim jaejoong. yunho's heart begins to pound faster and harder as he carries jaejoong's bag in and jaejoong takes off his scarf. as jaejoong is about to take off his coat, yunho comes up from behind him and starts to butterfly kiss his neck and ajejoong moans as yunho's skilled fingers work their way down to jaejoong's chest. yunho's fingers pulls jaejoong's shirt off his body to reveal his taut, pink nipples. yunho butterfly kisses jaejoong down to his chest and he starts to suck on the right nipple, then the left.
'y-yunho...i j-just got b-ack..'
'i know, that's why i couldn't wait any longer. seeing you take off that scarf just made me go crazy.'
yunho grins against jaejoong's bare chest as jaejoong moans once more, as yunho's slender fingers make their way down to the rim of jaejoong's pants.
'n..no..y-yunho...'
yunho smiles as he thinks back to the book.
not now/not here = fuck me.
his hand slowly moves down into jaejoong's pants as he's still kissing and sucking jaejoong's nipples. yunho takes his hand out and he can hear jaejoong breathe a sigh of relief, but just as yunho pull the zipper on jaejoong's pants down, he gasps.
'y-yunho..'
'don't worry baby, i'll make this the best night of your life.'
he begins to chuckle as he quickly pulls off jaejoong's boxers to reveal something beautiful. yunho starts out licking it before he begins to suck on it. jaejoong hastily moves his hand up to his mouth to stop himself from moaning.
'n..no yunho...it's dirty..'
yunho chuckles once more before he looks up and their eyes meet. yunho stares straight into jaejoong's eyes, and he blushes furiously.
'if it's you jaejoong, it can't be dirty.'
yunho kisses jaejoong's erection and he flips jaejoong over. he starts to lick jaejoong's bare back and jaejoong shivers softly.
'aw baby, are you cold? don't worry, i'll make it hot soon.'
yunho unzips his pants as jaejoong turns his head back around and takes a glimpse at yunho's erection. he gasps as yunho starts to prepare jaejoong by thrusting in one finger, followed by a second and third.
'y-yunho...you look bigger than when i left..'
yunho grins as he moves down to jaejoong's ear and licks the shell of it. jaejoong moans as yunho blows in jaejoong's ear and whispers.
'don't worry baby, i'm sure that your hole won't be able to get enough of me.'
yunho takes his fingers out and just as fast he he took them out, he thrusts into jaejoong with his erection. jaejoong cries out as the heat is unbearable.
'm...more yunho! s-so g..good!'
yunho grins against jaejoong's shoulder as he thrusts in harder and faster, creating a chorus of pants and moans. just a few more thrusts and yunho hits jaejoong's spot. jaejoong cries out as yunho continues his pace.
's..so good! y-yunho-..!'
jaejoong cries out a few mores times before he can feel it in his lower body.
'y..yunho, i-i'm coming!'
yunho grabs jaejoong's hand and kisses it like a prince does with his lovely princess.
'let's come together baby.'
yunho takes jaejoong's erection in his hand and he begins to pump it. the two of them come, with the pearly white liquid creating a glossy sheen on their bodies, along with the sweat, one would think they were not men, but gods.
as the two of them come down from their high, yunho stands up and pulls on his pants. he looks over at jaejoong as he smiles and jaejoong smiles backs. yunho looks behind the couch for his gift for jaejoong and he grabs it. he holds up a bouqet of gorgeous red roses and presses a kiss to jaejoong's lips.
'happy birthday kim jaejoong.'
jaejoong takes the roses and he smells them as he situates up. he wraps his arms around yunho's shoulders as he looks down behind yunho and sees the book.
''the seme handbook'...? yunho...what is this?'
jaejoong picks the book up as he turns it over and reads the back.
''the seme handbook', written by shim changmin. the sequel of this book, inventively named 'ukes: the true relationship professionals', in bookstore shelves across the country soon.'
by the time jaejoong turns around to ask yunho what is it again, he's long gone.
'oh well.'
jaejoong looks back at the book and he ponders.
'i wonder when 'ukes: the true relationship professionals' will be out..i want to read it..'
a/n: should i write the uke one? i don't know...