Dr. E- "Quick! Everyone write down three noun phrases using two attributive adjectives!"
*pensive pause*
"...And don't ANYone use the word 'puppy'."
*several distressed glances from our single-gender class*

Dr. E- "Oh, what? too late??"
*sigh* "Damn Elementary majors."

Dr Eckard let us out fifteen minutes early and I have no idea what to do with ( Read more... )

So I was doing my laundry this evening, and when I popped open the dryer to find that my clothes smelled DELICIOUS. I went as far as holding up a towel to my face like an awful Febreeze cliche to get the full spectum of aroma emitting from it. IT was a huge highlight of my day. (I know that's sad, go away ( Read more... )

I need to be doing my math now...

Reasons to learn to cook

Sigh...

bah humbug.

I've been in a bad mood all day.

I didnt get to bed til quite late (2:30ish) last night and my alarm clock was set for 8:30am.

I didnt so much press the snooze button as I did beat it into submission four or five times this morning ( Read more... )

SO i just got back to the dorm to discover that I have been wearing two different colored flip flops all day long.
Why oh WHY did no one tell me????

one bright morning
in the middle of the night
two dead soldiers arose to fight

back to back they faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other

a deaf policeman
heard the noise
and came and killed
the two dead boys

if you do not beleive
that this lie is true
then go ask the blind man
because he saw it too...

Oh, what a Loser I am!

Screw Woxy.

*BIG SMILE*

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Gift Ideas!