in which people pick on me and find it funny
Dr. E- "Quick! Everyone write down three noun phrases using two attributive adjectives!"
*pensive pause*
"...And don't ANYone use the word 'puppy'."
*several distressed glances from our single-gender class*
Dr. E- "Oh, what? too late??"
*sigh* "Damn Elementary majors."
Dr Eckard let us out fifteen minutes early and I have no idea what to do with myself. I can't watch KM or LG15 because I have an headphone-less (take that Chapter 11 of my English book! Adjectives you've never even considered!!) Ipod lying completely useless in my bag.
I do kindof love that class though. I always get there late (shutupAshley), but I DO enjoy it. And today Dr Eckard mocked me through grammatical examples, I had to feel special.
*fade in from black*
Dr. Eckard- "Adjectives?? Yoohoo? anyone?"
Random, faux-clever girl- "He was tall, dark and handsome."
Dr. E - "Um. *eye roll* Okay. Who el...*scans roll* Kimmie. Read us yours."
Me, completely unprepared and slightly moody, as I had forgotten paper and was not listening in the least- "He... was... ignorant, disrespectful and a waste of my time."
Dr. E- "OOH, heh, bad weekend? Lets, uh...hm."
*laughter from the peanut gallery as I blush horribly*
"Let's just stop with adjectives, *grin* I think you've got the point. Okay. How about 'who' versus 'whom'?"
*gives me an evil grin and walks to the chalkboard and writes 'The man WHOM Kimmie met at the honky tonk was ignorant.' There is more laughter from the audience as I roll my eyes*
Dr E- "Ever go to Honky Tonks, Kimmie?"
Me- "Um, not usually."
Dr. E- "Shame. There are loads of ignorant people in them."
OH CRAP, and now I'm late for math. Boo.
(edited: because WHEN did LiveJournal get RichText and not bother to tell me???? )
*pensive pause*
"...And don't ANYone use the word 'puppy'."
*several distressed glances from our single-gender class*
Dr. E- "Oh, what? too late??"
*sigh* "Damn Elementary majors."
Dr Eckard let us out fifteen minutes early and I have no idea what to do with myself. I can't watch KM or LG15 because I have an headphone-less (take that Chapter 11 of my English book! Adjectives you've never even considered!!) Ipod lying completely useless in my bag.
I do kindof love that class though. I always get there late (shutupAshley), but I DO enjoy it. And today Dr Eckard mocked me through grammatical examples, I had to feel special.
*fade in from black*
Dr. Eckard- "Adjectives?? Yoohoo? anyone?"
Random, faux-clever girl- "He was tall, dark and handsome."
Dr. E - "Um. *eye roll* Okay. Who el...*scans roll* Kimmie. Read us yours."
Me, completely unprepared and slightly moody, as I had forgotten paper and was not listening in the least- "He... was... ignorant, disrespectful and a waste of my time."
Dr. E- "OOH, heh, bad weekend? Lets, uh...hm."
*laughter from the peanut gallery as I blush horribly*
"Let's just stop with adjectives, *grin* I think you've got the point. Okay. How about 'who' versus 'whom'?"
*gives me an evil grin and walks to the chalkboard and writes 'The man WHOM Kimmie met at the honky tonk was ignorant.' There is more laughter from the audience as I roll my eyes*
Dr E- "Ever go to Honky Tonks, Kimmie?"
Me- "Um, not usually."
Dr. E- "Shame. There are loads of ignorant people in them."
OH CRAP, and now I'm late for math. Boo.
(edited: because WHEN did LiveJournal get RichText and not bother to tell me???? )