HOTTEST TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL, HUH?

The reason why Tidus can't be Jesus is because I'm fucking Jesus.

IF THAT ASIAN SONOFABITCH THINKS THAT HE CAN TAKE AWAY MY FUCKIN' MINI-FRIDGE, HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING.

Also. Dress code? Bitch, PLEASE and fuck THAT shit. I'll dress however I fuckin' please, mmkay?

( All Watsons, attention! ... oh yeah, and Auron and Yuna too, if they wanna read this. )

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SERIOUSLY?

WHAT.

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FUCK.

I WILL FIND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS AND THEY WILL BE RUNNING 189347398 LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR TIME HERE ( Read more... )

BARBEQUE FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST FUCKING INVENTIONS KNOWN TO MAN.

Hey, Auron, feel like chillin' tonight?

Kid. Go to yer room. Or somethin'. Ask yer little girlfriend to come over if ya want.

Yeah. Tidus? M'at Midgar if yer lookin' for me. I'll be back late, kiddo, so don't wait up for me. AND REMEMBER THAT YER FUCKING GROUNDED.

( To Sandy's kiddos and the faculty. )

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeeeeeeeeer! You take one down and pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall~

Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-eight bottles of beeeeeeer~

YOU CHEATED. THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD'VE POSSIBLY BEATEN ME.

FUCKING HELL.

( Private to my son. His eyes only, bitches! Back away, back away, nothin' t'see ere. )