You know the world is getting fucked up when they allow dudes onto the cheer squad.

The fuck, man. The fuck.

Why the hell do I even bother drinking these days? All I do is wake up with a killer headache.

Shit. Kid, where the hell's the Advil?

( Auron? )

I've got a motherfucking headache. Auron, y'shouldn't have given me that vodka this weekend. Ugh.

Kiddies? Don't talk to loud ta me tomorrow. M'hangover n'stuff. Shout a'me, and you'll fuckin' regret it.

Got it?