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[yerawizarderri]

[It had taken a considerate amount of time, But Eridan had figured out how to use the SFC since it wasn't all too different from the computer he had gotten used to while in the veil. And so he types a message.]

hello

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[yerawizarderri]

wwhat the fuck are you talkin about kar
ivve nevver been here before so a course i dont remember anythin
i
wwell

i remember gettin a wwand from kan

[TEXT]

[yerawizarderri]

[There's a long pause before he replied.]

wwhatevver
and
no nothin after that

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[faygot]

It's a mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE, bRo.
FuCkIn mAgIc hOoD AlL Up sTuCk uNdEr tHe sEa.
LiKe hOw dOeS ThAt eVeN WoRk, MaN. fUcKiN MiRaClEs.

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[yerawizarderri]

oh fuckin bloody hell
youre here too
and it isnt fuckin miracles or anythin a that magical fakey fake vvariety
its science
there is probably some devvice causin this to happen wwhich is fuckin blasphemous
makin science do somethin so fuckin heinous against the sea

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[faygot]

AwW, dOgG. i aIn't tHiNkIn tHe sEa aLl uP MiNdS.
It's mOtHeRfUcKiN ChIlL, yEaH?
AlWaYs dOwN FoR SeA ThInGs lIkE RoLlIn oNtO A
MoThErFuCkEr' BeAcH LiKe iT AlL Up wAnTs tO Be gIvIn
HiM SoMe fUcKiN HiGh fIvEs.
AnD LiKe wHo eVeR EvEn tOlD It tO Do tHaT ShIt, MaN?
FuCkIn mAgIc.
BuT YeAh, I Am bEiN' hErE. a lOt oF Us aRe.
AnD It's sWeEt yOu aRe bAcK In tHe mIrAcLe hOoD ToO.
BeSt fRiEnD WaS AlL Up bUsTiN HiS NoOk gEtTiN HiS
WiCkEd wOrRy oN FoR YoU.

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[yerawizarderri]

its like youre tryin to speak to me i knoww it

wwait kar wwas wworried about me

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[3dvi2iion]

y0u kn0w kk is l00king f0r y0u, right?

[text]

[yerawizarderri]

im awware

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[3dvi2iion]

have y0u already talked t0 him?

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[yerawizarderri]

no ivve recently become psychic

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[oglogoth]

Judging by your colored text and tumultuous manner of speech, I am going to assume you are one of Vantas' friends.
How pleasant.
I'm curious, though.
How can this be 'your turf' if you do not know where you are?

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[yerawizarderri]

[He's staring at the screen for a few moments. He recognizes your text there Ms. Lalonde.]

dont try to play fuckin koi wwith me
i knoww wwho you are
youre that fuckin wwitch wwho bleww up my computer
dont think ivve forgotten
and its my fuckin turf because its under the sea you stupid landhag

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[oglogoth]

[[Too bad she doesn't recognize yours, Mr. Ampora.]]

Oh?
How strange.
I seem to have no recollection of such an event.
As far as the sea goes, however, wouldn't this then technically be the 'turf' of 'land dwellers', considering it is a bubble of air that needs not to be extracted from water via gills?
It isn't as if we're capable of intruding upon your ocean. This dome keeps us reigned in well.

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[yerawizarderri]

wwell then you must havve one fucked up think pan if rememberin is difficult for you
no this is still under the sea and thus my fuckin turf
some bullshit air bubble isnt goin to change that anytime soon wwitch
its good that youre restricted like you are
but if it wwere up to me id fuckin let the wwater in and flush out all a your landdwwellin filth

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[yerawizarderri]

its my typin quirk idiot
that much should be obvvious
and its because wwe are beloww the ocean
im a seadwweller so the ocean is my turf
the fact you all are here in all a your audaciousness is fuckin infuriatin

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[yerawizarderri]

fishy-themed troll
fuck you dirtscrapper wwere nautical themed get it right
and fuck your stupid emote
and you should be at least you havve enough sense to apologize for it
but
does that mean evveryone here is here against their wwill
wwhat sort a place is this that wwill take royals and commoners
puttin them in a bubble under the sea against their wwill
wwhos in charge here