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[It had taken a considerate amount of time, But Eridan had figured out how to use the SFC since it wasn't all too different from the computer he had gotten used to while in the veil. And so he types a message.]
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How pleasant.
I'm curious, though.
How can this be 'your turf' if you do not know where you are?
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dont try to play fuckin koi wwith me
i knoww wwho you are
youre that fuckin wwitch wwho bleww up my computer
dont think ivve forgotten
and its my fuckin turf because its under the sea you stupid landhag
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Oh?
How strange.
I seem to have no recollection of such an event.
As far as the sea goes, however, wouldn't this then technically be the 'turf' of 'land dwellers', considering it is a bubble of air that needs not to be extracted from water via gills?
It isn't as if we're capable of intruding upon your ocean. This dome keeps us reigned in well.
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no this is still under the sea and thus my fuckin turf
some bullshit air bubble isnt goin to change that anytime soon wwitch
its good that youre restricted like you are
but if it wwere up to me id fuckin let the wwater in and flush out all a your landdwwellin filth
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Such conviction! Such acrimony! Such vehement repugnancy!
Does such a majestically abhorrent sea creature such as yourself come with an equally as malevolent and splendorous name to fit?
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you still did it and i still fuckin hate you for it
wwould you honestly expect any different
and im called eridan ampora
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Did I seem to enjoy committing such an act?
I would like to hold the same philosophy as you, seeing as you hate me for what...I suppose my future self has done.
But I would like to first know if it would be correct of me to find such amusement in the idea bringing decimation to your computer.
It's such a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Eridan Ampora.
Do I need to introduce myself? Since you and I have already spoken from your perspective?
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wwe ended communications on the account a
oh i dunno
YOU EXPLODIN MY COMPUTER
i couldnt exactly jot dowwn your reaction to your owwn fuckin deed
my fuckin apologies wwitch
i already havve a fuckin name for you
so i could care less about your stupid earth human name
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Sounds fitting enough.
However, if you are giving me a pet name, I hope you do not mind I give you a similar nomenclature.
Vainglorious Carp sounds positively charming, doesn't it?
And yes, that would cause quite a bit of an obstacle, wouldn't it?
Rest easy, however, as I will of course accept your apologies.
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more so
fakemage pinkscarf
wway more fittin though it doesnt denounce the fact you are just a lowwly wwitch still
vvainglorious carp
howw fuckin cute
but call me wwhat you wwill because it doesnt change a thing
oh howw fuckin gracious a you landhag
wwhat wwould i evver do wwithout your magnanimity
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so i havve to say
i really dont givve a fuck if its up to par wwith any sort a illusion a there bein a caliber for this sort a thing
and its pretty fuckin obvvious evven if youvve come from royalty
you are still beloww me in evverywway
if you cant discern if im bein sarcastic or not
or if im askin a question or not
then i think youre a empty-lobed idiot wwho doesnt deservve the right to knoww
a course id nevver do that fakemage pinkscarf
wwhat sort a vvilliany wwould i be engagin in if i evver did such a fallacy to you
ha
haha
hahahaha
see that
i laughed at your pitiful attempt at earth human humor
or at least i am guessin that wwas wwhat that wwas because it sure wwasnt anythin from alternia
you should feel grateful i evven gavve you the charitableness that it took to type out those sevven has
thats right
showw your appreciate for me and my magnanimity
because its more than the likes a you wwould evver fuckin deservve
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Even though I am descended from royalty, I am still below you?
What an interesting hypothesis.
Something that certainly deserves testing.
Do you happen to wield magic, Vainglorious Carp? Is this why I am a lowly witch? Because you are a mighty wizard?
If that is the case, perhaps we should gauge exactly how far below your skills I apparently fall.
I am intrigued as to where your adeptness lies.
And such hilarious hypocrisy.
I assure you, I'm quite aware of your pathetic attempts at witty sarcasm.
Your pompous attitude makes them so blatant it's almost painful to read.
And I thought not. It is so good to know my faith was not misplaced.
Oh goodness. I am simply honored you would expend even an ounce of your energy upon those seven ha's, just for me.
Flattered, really.
Whatever would I be able to do to repay you?
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it really isnt that hard a concept to grasp if your think pan isnt shalloww
i do not wweild magic i wweild the most purest a sciences
your FRAUDULENT MAGICS are nothin compared to my holy fire wwitch
i am the mightiest a holy wwizards and your fakey fake fictional black magics wwill do little to stand in my wway
if you are askin me to a duel pinkscarf
i accept
pathetic
can you call somethin pathetic wwhen no effort is evven givven towwards it
i guess you could if you felt the need
but itd be just as pathetic and humorous to see you get so nookhurt ovver somethin like that
but somehoww i wwouldnt be too surprised
you knoww me im the fuckin pristine example of chivvalry and truth
destroyer a delusions and the deluded alike
as you should be wwitch
first thing you could do to repay me for such an act of philanthropy
is somethin along the lines a takin those pathetic excuses for wwands
and evviscerate yourself so i dont havve to exude any more effort than i already havve for your meager ass
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I shouldn't be so surprised. Your grandiloquent mannerisms should have been enough evidence of that.
However, yes. A duel suits me fine.
When and where, oh royal sorcerer?
[[Yes, that is all she is going to reply to. A duel should be enough to answer the rest.]]
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yes yes i am the exemplary a princeliness that its sad that you didnt recognize it sooner
lamentable really
wwhen and wwhere
wwell considerin i just got here and am not too familiar wwith this atrocity of a air bubble
i cannot exactly pick a wwhere wwith much confidence a the location
but as for wwhen
the sooner i showw you the true powwer a science the better
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