Sorry the pictures are huge. Actually, no I'm not.

( Watch Hill?? )

MOST RANDOM FUCKING NIGHT OF MY LIFE

( Anddddd.... go )

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Okay, NEWSFLASH.

I have a working phone. It's Franny's old phone, and it's not the awesomest technology, but it works so I'm not complaining. I'll hopefully be getting a new one soon. But ANYWAY, call me on it. Because I can now receive that call. And... talk?

Oh yeah, I forgot to list my bodily injuries that just randomly showed up. We'll start with the vomit related first.

• Sore throat (it's torn up from puking so hard)
• My nose stings in the back (from puking out of it so hard)
• I can't inhale deeply because my chest hurts
• Back and neck and shoulders and legs are still weak and sore
• My elbows and ( Read more... )

Let's start in chronological order ( Read more... )

Some important updates about some important news in my life:

• I watched Anchorman for the first time last night.
• I hit a skunk on Douglas Lane at 3 AM. Was completely the skunk's fault.
• I learned how to jump start a car.
• My period is 5 days early and was incredibly painful for 3 hours. Weird?
• The new Laguna Beach sucks.

( Pictures that I can't group with anything else because they have no subject whatsoever. )

Hahaha so I get a letter from my dad. I read it and I laugh out loud even though no one's home. And it goes like this:

My darling daughter Hannah,
   I would like to have the following discussion about the birds and the bees with you:

1. All college men have herpes.
2. All college men have HIV incubating in their sperm.
3. All college men lie when ( Read more... )

( Saint Augustine slash Florida slash really really hot place )