Chronological order time!
So, the first day Alec and I got there, we went to Aunt Lisa's pool.
One would think I got in a fight with a bear. However, I was just swimming and a dog decided to swim on top of me. And man, was it cute. In fact, it was this dog:
Isn't she cute? She is supposedly very smart, but at the same time very retarded. Like she ran straight into a fence while she was looking at it once. I call her Peanut Buttons.
And then, my mommy moved in!
And at one point, we went to Checkers.
And oh my god, it was ten times more awesome than you can ever imagine.
Best fast food evar.
If anyone knows where the line "then we continued to A1A BEACHFRONT AVENUE!" comes from, you seriously deserve to live.
We saw that wine, which is funny because Augie is the name of the puppy above.
And at one point, we went to the beach. Or like 30 points, but still.
That's my mommy!
And that's the beach.
This picture was taken about 5 minutes after that above picture was taken. It was pouring.
Fuck you, Florida.
And that, my friends, is a Miami Dolphins license plate. RESPECT.
My mom and I went to go to MarineLand just for fun one morning. So we went there and it was eerily quiet and run down, and then someone told us they were doing renovations until the fall. OH. So we went and walked up to that point where you can sit and look at things.
And that's the view.
Aw, isn't she pretty?
And one day we went to the pier.
And saw some crazy birds.
And one day we went to the lighthouse.
Whoo.
View from the bottom.
View from the top.
And that's a window.
And that's me chillin with some lighthouse guy.
And that's my mommy at the top.
And that's the view from the very top.
And that's me and my mom at the top.
And that's me chillin with some soldier man at the lighthouse museum.
That's my doofy step-brother Alec who likes to fuck up pictures.
And that's, um, my awesome stepdad.
And that's a horrible picture of Uncle Bill and my step-cousin Rain who is way cute.
And that's Diana and Abigail, my... step-aunt and cousin or something?
Hahaha
And that's the courtyard of the Lightner Museum.
And that's me looking excited on my mom's old huge bed.
THE ENDDDNDKHBSKFHSILGHALSG@!$#*&()!!!