AHAHAHAHAHA I'm posting this so Abby can see this later.

my winter beard (12:16:06 AM): eat shit im coming home with my fist in your chest
my winter beard (12:16:08 AM): GWAR
my winter beard (12:16:09 AM): FUCK YOU
my winter beard (12:16:10 AM): BABY

^^^That is Abby

OKAY SO. Thanksgiving, kidz!

I'll be in Waterford/East Lyme on Tuesday night through sunday night. So HEYYYYYYY you'll be calling me.
Tuesday night will be spent with my MOMMY!!!@!#$#W#!@!~@!#@$#%!#@$#%$RYTUY%$#!!!1111 and Wednesday breakfast will be spent with only my favorite pair of boobs (Miss Melinda), and other busy shit I can't remember. ( Read more... )

Saturday, October 29th, 2005: first snow of the season ( Read more... )

OKAY SO. Here's the Earth ( Read more... )

HEY. What I said last time about Tar-Bear coming to visit, that was a lie, because she never came up to Boston. Now everyone call her a bitch ( Read more... )

On this day , this day of Thurs (also referred to as the day of Thor), on the 6th of October two thousand and five (2005, ought five, zero five), I will be expecting a visit from one Taryn Ann McShaneYes, I said Taryn Ann McShane. You may know her as T-Bag, T-Bag McShake-It, TarBear, Tar Tar, Ghostface Gunfucker, or The Awesome ( Read more... )

I'M AT LEAST SIX YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLLLLEGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!#@$#%$^%&^*&.

Sooooooo I'm at school and have been for a month, and it's pretty fuckin sweet. And by pretty fuckin sweet, I mean I live 3 blocks from the water. And all my friends are art fags. What fags. And I have a fucking dishwasher (which I haven't had in years). And a fucking ( Read more... )

Okay kids, I'm for serious.

In about 6 hours (it's slightly 2 AM), I'll be leaving Waterford to attend a little something called college. Who knows when I'll be back, because I'm a rebel. But when I do come back, you'll call me. And if you don't have my number, you'll ask me for it.
And all those in or around the Boston area, I am 23 miles north of ( Read more... )

I went to Pleasure Beach for the last time today. :( Sad face.


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Jeff tried to apologize for being mean to me, and it went horribly, horribly wrong.


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