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001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

May 11, 2010 18:03

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't ( Read more... )

[discedo], the welcoming committee, format: audio, location: unknown, there be wolves here, arrival in discedo, crap, tony is not amused, suit problems

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sing_bluesilver May 12 2010, 02:47:48 UTC

Hey! Are you alright?

yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 03:03:34 UTC

Ahhh... [Cue fumbling with the device; the sound is metal-on-metal shuffling.] Oh, hey, where did this come from. Sloppy design, this would never sell back home... wonder if the programming's worth a flip...

[More growling from the neighborhood nasties.] Yeah, yeah!! I hear ya! Be with ya in a second...

...Who's this?

1/2 sing_bluesilver May 12 2010, 03:06:44 UTC

You must have just arrived! Welcome to Discedo where these really bad scientists have kidnapped everyone and stuck us in this place after making sure we can't use any special powers!

AND THOSE ARE REALLY BAD DOGS! YOU'VE GOTTA RUN!

2/2 sing_bluesilver May 12 2010, 03:07:36 UTC

OH! I'm Ryuichi Sakuma!

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[voice] skullcracking May 12 2010, 03:48:27 UTC

You need help?

[chie can help.]

What's wrong?

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 03:59:05 UTC

Just the local welcome committee I imagine. These things normal here?

[voice] skullcracking May 12 2010, 04:01:14 UTC

Hmm, I guess we never got a real welcoming committee together like we were going to ...

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:07:33 UTC

...that was a joke. [see those keywords? yeah, exactly.]

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[voice] ignoredbaltic May 12 2010, 04:00:37 UTC

[I'm sorry, good sir, you've just attracted a technology nerd.]

... Exactly what are you dragging? That sounds like an awful lot of metal.

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:06:07 UTC

[JOY. Hear the sarcasm?]

--I'm not draggin--Okay, technically those would be my feet. But I'm not dragging them... I'm just... having a hard time lifting them at the moment. [Shut up. :|]

[voice] ignoredbaltic May 12 2010, 04:30:05 UTC

[Oh yes. Unfortunately, now he's interested... he's from 1920, and supersuits that fly aren't even close to being made yet.]

Why would you have boots with so much metal?

You need to be careful if you can't move properly. There are monsters out there that will come after you.

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:39:26 UTC

[Well, prepare to be amazed then. ...right after he gets his chip out in ten-million years. ;__;]

Not just boots.

Soooooo I've noticed. What else is new? [Now that was sarcasm.]

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[voice] twin_sai_kame May 12 2010, 04:24:02 UTC

Hey, ya alright? Where are ya?

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:31:47 UTC

No clue. You tell me.

Re: [voice] twin_sai_kame May 12 2010, 04:43:14 UTC

Yer in a place called Discedo.

Uh, what do you see around ya? Any kind of buildings, or anything?

[voice] yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:51:17 UTC

[a considerable pause]

Yeah... lot's of ruined buildings...

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yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 04:57:52 UTC

I'm......... somewhere in this lovely ol' city. Currently wherever the beasts are.

[Yes, they're still there in the background growling. And...chewing?]

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yeah_i_can_fly May 12 2010, 05:06:59 UTC

[Aggravated sigh.] Yeah, MY LEG.

You sound like my PA... Ah--how 'bout Liddel?

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