001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

I'm......... somewhere in this lovely ol' city. Currently wherever the beasts are.

[Yes, they're still there in the background growling. And...chewing?]

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Aggravated sigh.] Yeah, MY LEG.

You sound like my PA... Ah--how 'bout Liddel?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

I--well, it's not getting through...

Where's the nearest friendly spot? I can probably...trudge...my way there.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Armored; the weapons and systems seem to be--

The what? Which direction?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Well... [sigh] Nevermind.

Then west it is. [Aw, crap. His guidance systems aren't working either. Durr.] ...which way is west?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Yeah--well, where's that?

[Stop making fun of him. :|]

[yeah_i_can_fly]

...I usually have a GPS...

And I meant the sun. How can I figure out the direction if I can't see the sun?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Global Positioning System. You know, like what's in most modern cars; links up with the satellite and tells you exactly where you are down to a micro-inch--okay, well, most aren't that accurate but mine is.

...oh goody. I've always wanted to be rescued by a complete stranger. Who's the super hero here?