001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't

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[voice]

[ignoredbaltic]

[I'm sorry, good sir, you've just attracted a technology nerd.]

... Exactly what are you dragging? That sounds like an awful lot of metal.

[voice]

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[JOY. Hear the sarcasm?]

--I'm not draggin--Okay, technically those would be my feet. But I'm not dragging them... I'm just... having a hard time lifting them at the moment. [Shut up. :|]

[voice]

[ignoredbaltic]

[Oh yes. Unfortunately, now he's interested... he's from 1920, and supersuits that fly aren't even close to being made yet.]

Why would you have boots with so much metal?

You need to be careful if you can't move properly. There are monsters out there that will come after you.

[voice]

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Well, prepare to be amazed then. ...right after he gets his chip out in ten-million years. ;__;]

Not just boots.

Soooooo I've noticed. What else is new? [Now that was sarcasm.]

[voice]

[ignoredbaltic]

[fffff awwwww. He'll marvel when that time comes.]

... Why would you have anything with that much metal?

Well, for starters, the fact you're going to die if you don't get someone to get you into an apartment. You should probably get someone to explain to you the logistics of this place, as well.

[voice]

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Fun? Protection.

Think I got the basics... these things may look like dull pieces of scrap but they at least have a few useful functions it seems.

And I am the least likely guy to die from a mangy mutt. They can't touch me. Well... they can touch... but, ah, hell you get the idea.