Can you people get anymore fucking boring? Honestly, we've been forced back here for three weeks and the most excitement I've seen made me want to vomit. Really, I know that the whole 'hump everybody' was a huge world epidemic but that's ending. Move on. The times are harder and nights colder so if you really want to fuck everyone you see then at ( Read more... )

What is this? A fucking prohibition?! I swear to fuck that I'm getting so wasted come September first. I'll have a hangover to last a week after... but Merlin will it ever be worth it ( Read more... )

He was gone... he was actually gone for the rest of the week and he took that fat, greasy pedofile with him. If Selena didn't look a complete mess with her fresh battle scars she'd celebrate. She had five days to heal; five days to dream about an impossible escape and only forty-three until a semi-permanent solution would arise once more ( Read more... )

"I don't fucking care if you fell out of the window! Your one task was to get my fucking bookbag from my last class to my room before I got there. At no point were you to stop to do what ever the fuck you did, and you were especially NOT to go into it! Now where the fuck are they?!" the fiery redhead wailed on the second year boy as he cried. ( Read more... )

Selena laid on one of the couches in the common room an empty fire whiskey bottle in one hand and another tipping more of the liquid into her mouth. She was going to get herself piss drunk, with the alcohol Devitt gave her and rest she stole, so she could escape the thoughts taking over her mind lately. School was only in for two more months and ( Read more... )

( 10 secrets Selena Yaxley would never tell... who could she tell? )

My brain fucking hurts and all you little shits are not helping. Honestly, who fucking parades through the common room in a pink jumper?! Not only that but the kid had one of those raggedy doll thingers. What the fuck?! Where are our future generations leading us? Too hufflepuff land? I don't want to know they just all have to fucking die or ( Read more... )

March 16th was the day and Selena could have definitely done without knowing it. Two years; she could have... well none of that mattered to anyone but her. No one needed to know. She figured they had to all of been stupid enough not to have noticed then so really... Fuck it. Selena locked the door to her dorm once everyone else had gone to ( Read more... )

It was a fact of life; annoying people equals hours of personal entertainment ( Read more... )

Selena stared at the words of others on her journal entry, her eyes screwing up as she tried to make sense of all the scroll. People really needed to learn how to spell. The drunken Slytherin finally just gave up and threw her book of personal expression accross the common room where she had been stationed ( Read more... )