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[yax_attacks]

My brain fucking hurts and all you little shits are not helping. Honestly, who fucking parades through the common room in a pink jumper?! Not only that but the kid had one of those raggedy doll thingers. What the fuck?! Where are our future generations leading us? Too hufflepuff land? I don't want to know they just all have to fucking die or

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[vincent_daray]

Pink jumpers? To be honest, I am really unsure of why anyone would want to subject themselves to such a monstrosity of wearing pink and congratulations about the scissors. By the way, any chance your not responcible for the fourth year walking around with a head which is too small for him?

[yax_attacks]

The scissors are by far a personal favourite of mine.

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Who wants to know? Did the little shit go a fucking rat me out? Self defense clearly... he was staring at me and I found it quite... assaulting.

[vincent_daray]

I would imagine so, staring as very rude and deserves punishment. I pinned hufflepuff Carraway to the wall again today, I swear he's always in my way. I need to deal with him so he knows to avoid me.

[yax_attacks]

Ever thing the boy has a fucking mad case of the Masochistic Blues? Or he's into you... Your infection.

[howlsoftly]

You are a despicable human being, Selena Yaxley. You are what gives Gryffindors completely valid reasons to discriminate against Slytherins.

[spitfire_evans]

I'd second that, yes.

[yax_attacks]

Excellent

[spitfire_evans]

You're trying to be an abhorrence to the Wizarding race?

[noreen_dev]

Pink?!?! Pink is most probably the most horrid color out there. I would throw myself off a cliff if I was ever forced to wear such a color.

As for the doll, I believe you should have transfigured it into something that would have bitten her hand off. I do believe that would have been a bit more entertaining. Then again, that is just my opinion.

All in all, I do believe you deserve an applause.

[yax_attacks]

But think of the fucking mess... and it wouldn't have been as much amusment as seeing her hurt herself and then run ramage after that seconder.

[noreen_dev]

Since when did you care about the mess? It isn't like you would have to clean it up.

[yax_attacks]

This is true. Fuck I should have done it then... it could have started to go after feet! How fucking shit in your pants funny would that be.