I got a raise today! And my boss put me on salary!! Yes, after four and half years of hourly pay, I. Am. On. Salary. Finally! Does this mean I get paid sick days? I forgot to ask!! Bwahahaha! I suck!

I mean, I'm still embarrassingly poor compared to most of my friends, but at least now I'm slightly *less* embarrassingly poor.

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Okay, that's all I have to say.

No, wait--eat it New England!!! WOoohooooo!!!!!!!

I love you, Eli. I'm ready to carry your children now.

YAY GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot where I originally saw this. I thought it was some MTV thing, but I feel like that must be wrong, because when was the last time MTV was actually funny? Maybe when Jack Black hosted the movie awards? But anyways, if you haven't watched this, I insist you watch it now.

Our moronic presidentSpeaking of which, I totally want to talk about ( Read more... )

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.My picks ( Read more... )

Special consideration goes out to you, kellyHK. You might get a kick out of this.

Tom Cruise kills Oprah

Holy fuck, I just got back from a 10:30 showing of Episode III. Without being spoilerish in ANY way, let me just give a quick gibberishy review ( Read more... )

It's only the fourth inning, and Alex Rodriguez already has 3 homeruns and 9 RBIs.

Holy fuck.

Look at this. Please.

Get your crayons ready

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Outage of 2005

During the outage I busted my budget at iTunes.

What did you do?

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Yeah, I'd say that's pretty close to accurate. Although, I was loading my own music, so no budget-busting actually occurred. In fact, how long was the outage? I don't think I even noticed for awhile, so smitten am I ( Read more... )

I just wrote a long ass entry and it deleted it.

Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm so aggravated, and this shitty-ass Yankees game isn't helping.