12 Characters Meme (let the wagon jumping begin!)
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
My picks:
1. Han Solo
2. Leia Organa
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Fox Mulder
5. Dana Scully
6. Harry Potter
7. Hermione Granger
8. Mark Renton
9. Carrie Bradshaw
10. Samantha Jones
11. Bart Simpson
12. Indiana Jones
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Harry Potter/Bart Simpson)fic? Do you want to? No. And definitely no.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Mulder? Yeah, he's hot in a cutesy way. Scully's hotter though.
What would happen if Twelve(Indiana Jones) got Eight(Mark Renton) pregnant? Uh....I would have to accuse Renton's condition on fucked up drug delusions.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Carrie Bradshaw)? No I can't, are there even Sex and the City fics? Hmm...probably, right?
Would Two(Leia) and Six (Harry Potter)make a good couple? Ew, no. I don't think so. Leia might be better off with Ron in a bizarro fucked up kind of way.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Scully/Carrie Bradshaw, or Scully/Samantha Jones? I don't see either pairing working out. But I guess I'd lean on Scully/Samantha Jones, because at least Samantha Jones went over to the lesbian side for a few episodes once.
What would happen if Seven(Hermione Granger) walked in on Two(Leia) and Twelve(Indiana Jones) having sex? Hmm..at her age? And considering how uptight she is? I'd say she'd be horrified/embarrassed/scarred. But Indy/Leia? That'd be kinda hot....again, in a bizarro fucked up kind of way.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic That'd be Luke/Samantha Jones. Hmm...something like: Samantha is up for a night on the town. She heads over the to the Mos Eisley cantina with the girls for some apple martinis and guy-watching. She spots a cute, young farmboy at the end of the bar, and decides it's up to her to deflower the young man. They head out to his sand hut for a little private time and later end up in bondage.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Han/Mark Renton)fluff? Wow, no. And I can't for the life of me figure out how you could make a fic with Han/Renton be "fluff". Han and Renton tenderly shoot each other up? Han catches Renton trying to jack the Falcon, and later comforts the boy about his problems? Eh, I don't see either of these working.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Hermione/Bart Simpson) hurt/comfort fic. Skateboards and Cauldrons: Love Blooms in the Nurse's Office
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Mulder) to deflower One (Han)? I can't....I just can't wrap my brain around that pairing. Ha ha, no way.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Hermione) slash? I don't know. There's a lot of Potter fans out there--and you're all a sick lot!! ;-)--so it's possible.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Luke) het? Oh, yes. And a couple of them write it, too.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Bart Simpson)? No. Although, I used to draw Bart in the margins of my notebooks in school. Does that count?
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Leia/Mulder/Scully)? I don't think so. Although, if we could kick Leia out of the room, I wouldn't mind reading about the other two. *cute*!
What is Six's (Harry Potter) super-sekrit kink? I don't know. But he's just a kid, so I don't really want to think about it either.
Would Eleven(Bart Simpson) shag Nine(Carrie Bradshaw)? I doubt it. For the most part, Bart still thinks girls are pretty gross. Unless they're voiced by Sarah Gilbert. But I don't see him going for such an older woman as Carrie. And Carrie wouldn't go for Bart.
If Three(Luke Skywalker) and Seven(Hermione Granger) get together, who tops? Ooh, tough one. I'd say Hermione. She's pretty bossy, so you know, she'd call the shots in the bedroom me thinks.
"One(Han)and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine(Carrie Bradshaw) suddenly runs off with Four(Fox Mulder). One(Han), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Bart Simpson) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Indiana Jones), then follows the wise advice of Five(Scully)and finds true love with Three(Luke Skywalker)." What title would you give this fic? "Cock-pit"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Speaking from experience, anyone might read it if they were hard up enough for fic. Um, Han's pregnancy anyone? I do like the idea of Scully giving Han advice. Something just...*works* about that.
Name one person who should write it. Ivylore. Time to wipe off those summer cobwebs, girl!
What might Ten (Samantha Jones) scream at a moment of great passion?: We don't need to imagine this. She screams in passion in practically every episode of that show.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Mark Renton), which song would you choose? That Dandy Warhols song. The one where they sing about Heroin being so cliche.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Han/Harry/Indy? Warning: This fic was obviously written by Nile. Additional character cameos by Elijah Wood and the Hanson brothers is entirely possible/probable. Proceed at your own risk. Marijuana inhalation is recommended before reading.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Leia) to use on Ten (Samantha Jones)? "I hear you have a way with people."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?(Dana Scully) Actually, I just popped my X-Files fandom cherry this past weekend. I enjoyed a couple of them.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Hermione/Mark Renton? That'd be....weird. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing how that panned out.
My picks:
1. Han Solo
2. Leia Organa
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Fox Mulder
5. Dana Scully
6. Harry Potter
7. Hermione Granger
8. Mark Renton
9. Carrie Bradshaw
10. Samantha Jones
11. Bart Simpson
12. Indiana Jones
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Harry Potter/Bart Simpson)fic? Do you want to? No. And definitely no.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Mulder? Yeah, he's hot in a cutesy way. Scully's hotter though.
What would happen if Twelve(Indiana Jones) got Eight(Mark Renton) pregnant? Uh....I would have to accuse Renton's condition on fucked up drug delusions.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Carrie Bradshaw)? No I can't, are there even Sex and the City fics? Hmm...probably, right?
Would Two(Leia) and Six (Harry Potter)make a good couple? Ew, no. I don't think so. Leia might be better off with Ron in a bizarro fucked up kind of way.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Scully/Carrie Bradshaw, or Scully/Samantha Jones? I don't see either pairing working out. But I guess I'd lean on Scully/Samantha Jones, because at least Samantha Jones went over to the lesbian side for a few episodes once.
What would happen if Seven(Hermione Granger) walked in on Two(Leia) and Twelve(Indiana Jones) having sex? Hmm..at her age? And considering how uptight she is? I'd say she'd be horrified/embarrassed/scarred. But Indy/Leia? That'd be kinda hot....again, in a bizarro fucked up kind of way.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic That'd be Luke/Samantha Jones. Hmm...something like: Samantha is up for a night on the town. She heads over the to the Mos Eisley cantina with the girls for some apple martinis and guy-watching. She spots a cute, young farmboy at the end of the bar, and decides it's up to her to deflower the young man. They head out to his sand hut for a little private time and later end up in bondage.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Han/Mark Renton)fluff? Wow, no. And I can't for the life of me figure out how you could make a fic with Han/Renton be "fluff". Han and Renton tenderly shoot each other up? Han catches Renton trying to jack the Falcon, and later comforts the boy about his problems? Eh, I don't see either of these working.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Hermione/Bart Simpson) hurt/comfort fic. Skateboards and Cauldrons: Love Blooms in the Nurse's Office
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Mulder) to deflower One (Han)? I can't....I just can't wrap my brain around that pairing. Ha ha, no way.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Hermione) slash? I don't know. There's a lot of Potter fans out there--and you're all a sick lot!! ;-)--so it's possible.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Luke) het? Oh, yes. And a couple of them write it, too.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Bart Simpson)? No. Although, I used to draw Bart in the margins of my notebooks in school. Does that count?
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Leia/Mulder/Scully)? I don't think so. Although, if we could kick Leia out of the room, I wouldn't mind reading about the other two. *cute*!
What is Six's (Harry Potter) super-sekrit kink? I don't know. But he's just a kid, so I don't really want to think about it either.
Would Eleven(Bart Simpson) shag Nine(Carrie Bradshaw)? I doubt it. For the most part, Bart still thinks girls are pretty gross. Unless they're voiced by Sarah Gilbert. But I don't see him going for such an older woman as Carrie. And Carrie wouldn't go for Bart.
If Three(Luke Skywalker) and Seven(Hermione Granger) get together, who tops? Ooh, tough one. I'd say Hermione. She's pretty bossy, so you know, she'd call the shots in the bedroom me thinks.
"One(Han)and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine(Carrie Bradshaw) suddenly runs off with Four(Fox Mulder). One(Han), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Bart Simpson) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Indiana Jones), then follows the wise advice of Five(Scully)and finds true love with Three(Luke Skywalker)." What title would you give this fic? "Cock-pit"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Speaking from experience, anyone might read it if they were hard up enough for fic. Um, Han's pregnancy anyone? I do like the idea of Scully giving Han advice. Something just...*works* about that.
Name one person who should write it. Ivylore. Time to wipe off those summer cobwebs, girl!
What might Ten (Samantha Jones) scream at a moment of great passion?: We don't need to imagine this. She screams in passion in practically every episode of that show.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Mark Renton), which song would you choose? That Dandy Warhols song. The one where they sing about Heroin being so cliche.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Han/Harry/Indy? Warning: This fic was obviously written by Nile. Additional character cameos by Elijah Wood and the Hanson brothers is entirely possible/probable. Proceed at your own risk. Marijuana inhalation is recommended before reading.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Leia) to use on Ten (Samantha Jones)? "I hear you have a way with people."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?(Dana Scully) Actually, I just popped my X-Files fandom cherry this past weekend. I enjoyed a couple of them.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Hermione/Mark Renton? That'd be....weird. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing how that panned out.